Oh come on, that series was the Sixers tripping over their own dicks 3 times in 5 games. Easily dispatched gives the Celtics too much credit.

“Has there been a story about a bunch of goats shitting in our offices? No? Great job then.”

The thought of doing this at Baby Park has me sweating.

One movie really holds up well for what it was at the time of release and the other was done by the same shithead who made Chappie.

Good thing they didn’t take your advice or I’d have to re-title my movie about Tom Cruise as an action star.

Deadspin decided on its own he should be on the Lakers?! That’s crazy, what support do you have for this opinion?

It’s that you’re also walking around to their desk, lifting a leg up to rest on their chair they’re currently sitting in, and mentioning how the picture was impressive, but not that impressive before uncomfortably raising your eyebrows.

Picked ten spots ahead of Giannis because Giannis was considered a long term project. Meanwhile this motherfucker just as many seasons in has to remember not to kick the fucking ball... 

He forgot to say “thank you” to the waterboy during a practice because he was real thirsty and it slipped his mind. Lucky they didn’t expunge his records from the league.

Yeah, using any games against the Sixers is going to make Stevens unfairly look good because the Sixers just fall to shit every time they play them.

Of course it would take a confused McMahon to book such a classic face vs. heel matchup of cancer survivor against cancer opportunist.

Choreographed celebrations? Sure, if you can’t complete the bowling routine because the 3rd wide receiver was supposed to be the 4 pin and the back-up tight end doesn’t know where to go, that’s on you; he can stay on the sidelines.

Steve Carell tried his best to make Sondre Lerche happen, but the world wasn’t having it:

Those German videos are just hidden ads. You’re watching the German version of SponCon, they just call it Sponsorinhaltengeschirrspulmachineunterwaeschegefaben.

I fully expect an emergency podcast about Kraft and his adventures in Florida.

Claude Giroux’s wrists wanted to chime in but were slashed.

They should extend the ban another 7 years and to the entire top 8 of the EPL right now, really make sure there’s no corruption.

with Laurie serving as the ship’s captain.

Roethlisberger has “52 kids”?

Did you answer, “Not much... uh... WhatsApp with you?” because if not, missed opportunity, bro.