Who gives a shit if someone watches a tv show non-sequentially? People take this shit way too seriously. Most TV shows are boring enough without having to watch every episode in order.

It does say co-teaching. Maybe he’s the Goofus to this Charles Buchanan guy’s Gallant.

You forgot: “You must just be criticizing him so you can short the stock.”

I’m going to assume this means songs in the public domain are also available and will send Beethoven’s family a dollar so the song is now called “Ode to HulkHogansDick” maybe two dollars so I can also get “Sunlight reflecting off the Moon Monata” just to be a pedantic dick about it.

What about songs used in multiple things? Saying “This next song is ‘2018 car commercial I refuse to look up’/’that youtube video where someone re-cut American Psycho to be a romantic comedy trailer’” is kinda a weird way to introduce a song.

He also needs a foam log for his back? Millionaires, they’re just like us.

As someone who really wanted to like the game as possibly the only online game I’d ever play, this list could have easily just been Fallout 76 eight more times.

Which writer was it that had the stupid opinion that 90s baseketball was better with its “as many points scored in an entire game as this game’s first half”? I wanna just assume Marchman...

then make the physical Hall a series of concentric circles with the true immortals at the center

It wasn’t actually that hard to get it, certainly easier than obtaining enough money in college to buy Turok for the N64 back in college.

Eh, you tried, but explaining it to him was always going to be a losing cause, he really just wanted to make an argument akin to “why is it that black people can say the n-word and I can’t?”.

Is there going to be a book anytime soon compiling these? Is the title “The Rise and Fall of the American Empire” already taken? It is? Damnit.

Sure, a match-up that should be a Stanley Cup final, or a conference final at least will just be in the second round. But I really love the potential for repeated inter-divisional match-ups that this format leans towards making. No playoff system is going to be perfect, but I’ll take being able to really get to hate a…

Pete Rose better not have a plaque in the Hall of Fame... I mean, why a plaque when a picture of him being tombstone’d by Kane exists?

It’s the only time a hockey fan in St. Louis will say blue lives don’t matter.

You really think they’d never get any business again because they took advantage of a school district that doesn’t know its ass from a hole in the ground? I didn’t say it was the agency’s business model, just that these dipshits sending such a small amount of claims to an agency instead of writing them off are…

I would love to know how much they are paying the collection agency. Wouldn’t be shocked to see it be more than the total amount owed. 

Ha, it’s like the Flyers-Bruins playoff series in consecutive years a few years back. Sure, the Bruins swept the Flyers the second time and won the Cup that year, but the first one? Who the fuck blows a 3-0 lead in a game 7 after already blowing a 3-0 series lead? NO ONE EXCEPT BOSTON.

I know the Inquisitor won’t be the protagonist, but my hope is they’ll be involved and then my only issue will be which Inquisitor takes down his bitch ass first: the empathetic Qunari who felt betrayed by a comrade, the dwarf who knew his bitch ass was a bitch ass from the start whose only regret was not being able…

As someone else pointed out, the feeding a fed horse one is also pretty stupid because force feeding is pretty cruel to do to an animal. It’s like, sure, they have a point in that maybe we should watch out idioms being so blase about animal cruelty, but why do they have to be so stupid about it?