You know what? Fine. Changing language does change the general opinion of a society somewhat. Language does matter. But this one?

So when Ryan Reaves wins the Ted Lindsay award, we’ll all have to act shocked. 

Fuck, I forgot Rex Tillerson was an actual person. It hasn’t even been two full years since the asswipe had a smaller crowd; I think I’m getting amnesia from this shit.

Don’t bother with the obvious ignorance, it’s an accurate take. If he were a college football coach instead of a soccer coach, this site would regularly be taking the piss out of him about his bullshit and weird religiousness. 

The video cuts off at this point. It’s unclear what prompted Dick to leave the message seemingly unfinished.

How about I just buy a cardboard box that would be about the size this thing would come in and save even more money for something the cats would actually use more?

How about I just buy a cardboard box that would be about the size this thing would come in and save even more money…

And Broad Street Hockey published three (3) podcast episodes in 12 hours following the firing of the Flyers’ GM.

It means he was able to get onto a All-NBA 1st team because of the dunk. It improved his “standing” in the NBA, hence it is called a standing dunk.

Ah, Lars von Trier, the one where I have to pause and think, oh yeah, that’s the shitty one who has never made a good movie, and Gus Van Sant is the one that’s ok.

I didn’t know you were a man of the cloth.

Leftists should go on Fox News whenever they have the chance. Then... just. talk.. ve...ry. slowly..., and... create. as.. much. dead.... air.... as. possi....ble.

Where are the Houston Rockets? Blowing a chance to beat the Warriors while playing an ugly form of basketball is pretty goddamn ass, even if their relative success to the nominees is pretty substantial (though the Wizards did make the playoffs in 2017-2018). And right now there isn’t much between them and the Wizards…

What ideological argument is there? A hotdog is not a sandwich. I’m telling you purple is not green, and you’re over here trying to bring in arguments asking me if yellow could be purple, and if so, why couldn’t green as well be. Yellow could be, but green ain’t. Hotdogs aren’t sandwiches.

Here’s my evidence a hot dog is not a sandwich: It’s not.

Hot Take: I will never give up on Hot Takes. You’ll have to pry Hot Takes from my still hot, dead hands.

I bet this asshole also had issues with Jimmy Rollins. 

Pffffft. Such naiveté. Of course the rodeo is fake. It’s all CGI. Horses aren’t real.

Jesus fucking Christ, look at this guy. What’s next, you’re gonna tell me that a Monster Truck Rally isn’t art? Or that a rodeo isn’t art? Or that the works of Giotto are not art?

How did B.A. not make the list of great initials?

I thought you guys had a Tragically Hip week. Need to brush up on my knowledge of your far away land.