Haha, it’s like we can use his shooting of a three in basketball to equate to how we reduce someone’s appearance to a number on a scale! Then talk about our sexual experience with those people we’ve reduced to a number! GEE GOLLY, I’M ORIGINAL!

See, I thought he was more a fan of “songs made specifically for Greatest Hits albums to fulfill contractual obligations”.

Hey, if we have enough moments of silence we won’t have any time to talk about gun control! Kill two birds with one high caliber bullet.

Since Kinja decided to blow up each time I tried to reply to the other one, I’m replying here. Yes, I would describe an 8-year-old as a few years old. On the timeline of a human life, 8 years is just a few years of it. If you told me you had a six pack of beer, but there were still a few left, they’d be at least 2…

If I hear someone say their kids are more than a few years old, I wouldn’t expect to see two kids still in elementary school.

The part of this that I find a stretch is the cheesesteak, I always assumed Reid was more of a roast pork sandwich guy when in Philly.

Give it a few years and your opinion might change. “Still less than a decade ago” is a few years ago in my book.

I’ll drink and add as I goddamn please. You’re not my mom.

Especially a line about not believing a player was worth the money he was paid but glad a player is getting that money? I wouldn’t expect those words coming out of the mouth of a Trump voter.

I still prefer Chessboxing.

Where’s The Upgrade on this list?

Eh, if he was that smart, he’d have gotten on Who Wants To Be a Millionaire or some other game show. Much easier to get on and way more likely to win money (at least particularly with that show).

It’s here, and it’s very messy, but it was inevitable. (Well, barely evitable; the Penguins are dark magic.)

I think you might be giving “the rest of the world” too much credit here. Didn’t Brazil just elect their shitty version of Trump? England also got tricked by Russia propaganda and far-right shills on voting for Brexit, and most of Europe has been ahead of us in the “shitty treatment of refugees” department for years.

It might be a sad litmus test for the family.

If you can get the Wikipedia entry for their team to say he’s one of the 4 most notable players instead of him not being one of the 3, then you can argue that he’s famous. But, since you asked me to google him and not that I already should have known about him, you’re obviously already conceding that he’s not. I…

Since I haven’t, that clearly means he’s not famous.

Some shit-kicker talked trash in town and I (or, well, Arthur Morgan, the game’s protagonist, at my direction) coolly shot him through the eye in a quick-draw gunfight, and it ruled.

Well, I mean, Farve is his college’s most (and only) famous QB, so that makes sense, and I just assume the Twitter thing was a lead-in to just comment about how his phone’s gonna blow up with messages.

Goth Bear, huh? His favorite The Cure song must be A Forest. Unless they did a song about salmon that I’m unfamiliar with.