“Bork, you’re a Federal Agent. You represent the United States government. Never end a sentence with a preposition.”

Makes sense, “Oh, I’ll never be near ice skates, so this will never happen to me” versus “Oh, I could break a limb just from a simple fall”.

Of course, the Dolphins failed to capitalize on their incredible luck, and the drive ended in a field goal

Eh, give it a couple weeks at most and no one will care about the reporter either.

Nah, you’re just seeing what happens when their best player is out. One win barely and two losses where similar players to Simmons go off since he’s not there to guard them.

CSKA Ultras plan to retaliate by cutting the cables to an elevator for the return leg of the group stage.

Was it someone from Splinter?

It is the only way to sustain football as a sport, because the game cripples those who play it

Why the fuck is he using a public defender? Even fucking minimum salary for the NFL is still “I can afford an attorney” money. How fucking cheap is he that he’s wasting public resources that could have been used on someone who actually needs it. Public defenders have enough on their plate without having to represent…

That “Your Body is a Wonderland” song fucking sucked though.

That’s Terry Bollea’s Dick, as the dumbest court records have shown.

Did you pronounce SNES as each letter individually or as one word like some sort of monster?

Because the Lifehacker article about taxes related to it still pops up as an article I should read, would you still take the Mega Millions jackpot if you were forced to “donate” half of it to Trump’s reelection campaign?

That Hulk Hogan, what a fucking dick.

What about “Why don’t they just get a really fat guy to play goalie?”?

I only know what I saw. And that Joe West saw something completely different

Oh, you’ve just been looking for a reason to drink the blood of the young, this is a flimsy excuse.

I bet only one of them is actually guilty but the TIU just didn’t want to be embarrassed by charging the wrong one.

This article still holds up, especially after seeing Lifehacker promote a video that says it’s for a “light beer budget” then only covers two brands despite having three bottles set up and recommends a $70 bottle over a $30 one based on “try something different”.

Why aren’t you guys throwing a shoutout to Deadspin’s coverage on this: