There is a reason why the WWE does not let people in vests with multiple country club memberships cut promos, and this is it

What’s BOFA? Can I see it? I’m really interested in finding out what BOFA is.

With a score like that, you’d think Sam Hinkie was the GM of the Kings.

I had to answer a question about which song Carlton dances to on The Fresh Prince and you could not have paid me enough money to dance like him. Brass balls for this guy.

Just out of curiosity, do you not see his extreme case of Backpfeifengesicht? It’s up there with other such cases as Ted Cruz, whoever played the main character on How I Met Your Mother, Adam Scott (triply so when he’s actually playing a jerk), or Keith Olbermann.

This site is a failure. How do they let this article be published without replacing his lame author picture on the back cover with a photo from him from his appearance on Chopped?

This site is a failure. How do they let this article be published without replacing his lame author picture on the…

“No they haven’t, shut up.”

I mean, if you gonna do that, you really have to itemize it to come out where it’s $0.01 more, just to go all the way with it.

So what your saying is is that they need to bring back Spike Lee?

Oh god, you’re making me choose between Tom Wilson and Ratfuck McGee? Where’s Marty McSorley when you actually need him?

Don’t listen to everyone else and their “acronym” shit, what she was referring to was a new drug made from drunk emus that you take by dipping a tack into the liquid form of the drug and stick into your left butt cheek (only the left, the right one causes death).

You don’t actually care.

DENYING ME MY SAMPLES WILL CREATE A DANGEROUS PRECEDENCE THAT WILL RETURN ONTO THE DEMOCRATS WITH THE FURY OF A RIGHTEOUS ALMIGHTY GOD

You’re both wrong, millennials are from 1962 to 1947.

found himself a 6-foot-10 goalie

BHHALOFWMYIS? That’s not a word. What a shitty acrostic. Doesn’t even reference Benghazi.

I would love a version of his podcast that’s just Prichard and a co-host that’s just his Vince impression.

You usually don’t see an entire comment section agree on how wrong a writer is here. Congrats, you’re the Billy Haisley of Splinter.

“Can’t wait for him to return to the stage! I bet he’s got one classic album still in him.”

But if she blocks you, that’s one less person able to give her attention. She can’t have that.