Andrew Bird isn’t my all time favorite, but might be the one act I could see myself following around like those nerds who follow Phish or The Grateful Dead pontificating about specific performances until no friends remain.

Counterpoint: everything BEFORE The Moon and Antarctica is the mixture of garbage juice and butt.

Joke’s on him! Matt destroyed his body too! Wait.. that’s sad, now I’m sad...

Dwight, again: “Come on man”

I don’t get it, what does pooping and peeing ones pants at the same time having to do with envision making a 3-pointer?

Who said he doesn’t get to take PEDs anymore? He just has to not get caught. Critical difference, unless you’re going to tell me the Patriots always play by the rules.

I have the opposite of a quitting job story but I feel like the decision making within still needs to be said:

I think Roman Reigns’s biggest issue is that godawful entrance music. I try to not be evangelical about it, but mute a youtube video of him walking to the ring and play Mark Henry’s entrance music over it; his appeal suddenly makes a whole lot more sense. Doesn’t mean you’ll become a fan, but like me, you might hate…

I hope this works, Kinja always manages to screw this up (I blame Kinja and not my idiocy because I can get away with it, it’s Kinja)

“I’m just gonna cheap shot you, then when you want to retaliate, will act like you’re the crazy one and that I just want to play hockey.”

Your move, Cigar Aficionado

Nah, that’s just a Sixers homer. The Process Truthers are saying shit like about how it doesn’t matter if he does well, promoting from within was a stupid idea because all the internal people are people who helped oust Hinkie (because remember, a GM that threatened several records of losing MUST be a genius), then…

Nevermind, scrolled down one more space and someone already pointed out the PepsiCo/Yum Brands connections

On one hand, I see why they latch onto Hinkie because if they don’t, their best GM of the past 30 years is Billy King.

Why you gotta insult Jughead that way? 

Yes, and remember, according to the some of the dumbest court records ever, Hulk Hogan’s Dick is a separate entity from Terry Bollea’s Dick.

But how else is he supposed to let everyone know he’s a big dick hero just waiting for the opportunity to save everyone with his awesome gun skills? Sure, the average person may go their entire lives without ever being placed into a situation where they need to stop a gunman and also in that situation are in a place…

I mean, you can call the “Terry Funk fights with the Undertaker while they make sure Mick Foley isn’t dead” part outside interference, and also, the first Hell in a Cell also had outside interference. It’s basically ALWAYS been a thing in the WWE to have outside interference in these matches.

No no no, don’t you get it, someone made a joke that only could be racist, therefore you’re just a spoilsport for reading it as racist. Didn’t you know no one on the internet is racist and no one ever has acted non-racist only to turn around and be racist? You’re supposed to know the intent behind every word someone…

(Referee sees fencing response)