That a person is named Jim Bob Cooter is gonna be one of those things I have to remember is actually real, isn’t it? That’s a fucking cartoon name.

You’re calling someone who ignored a tweet a genius sarcastically. Yet, in the long run, isn’t it always the genius who instinctively ignores twitter?

With how stupid this world can be I read that headline and just assumed it was Bendtner’s own jaw that was broken.

There seems to be no “out” on her

That’s pretty much all I see when I hear all the booing of Reigns.

The hilarious part about that is O’Brien worked under Belichick, meaning when this inevitably came up when he was with the Pats, he was just staring blankly ahead and never questioned why.

After all, a goalkeeper’s job boils down to “Keep the ball out of the net,” and their tools reduce to “Whatever works.”

Did you email him back to tell him he got it wrong by putting his email signature first? If not, how else is he supposed to learn? He did ask for a reply if he got it wrong.

You mean, “the agent orange in the morning” if Captain Dumbshit is to be believed (he should not, ever).

Good trolling - Horsey Surprise/Ken M.

This is either the stupidest fucking thing anyone has ever put online

And forego the occasional times Drew brings his boorishness to the subject? Just say “all soccer writing currently being done by people going by child names (or just Billy if you need to be specific about it)“

Goalkeepers should be allowed to use their hands in both boxes. Really spice the game up.

the third was when Lucas pulled down United’s pants, went and got the belt, and really went to work

Hulk Hogan’s entire wrestling career was based on never being on the receiving end of a squash, not like that was going to be any different when he had Vampire Tech Dork money-backing him.

If you can afford it, hire movers. You’re not being frugal moving yourself if you can afford it; you’re being cheap. There’s a difference and the amount of grief you save and stress you avoid by hiring movers is always worth it.

I don’t get speedrunning.

It’s like he saw Brock Lesnar’s tattoos and went, “no, I can go dumber”

“Why are you guys bashing these dorks for their tech bro dorkness?! Since when have you guys done that?”

Urban: Don’t hit your wife.