• Chewing tobacco;

“He’s sorry about it now”

It’s transphobic. It’s obviously not, “oh I’m going to murder them” level hate, but it’s very “tee hee, I get to laugh at them!” I would argue that saying the joke wasn’t transphobic would be like saying your username only concerns football.

Sure, “wine in a can” takes off but my “champagne in a burlap sack” continues to gain no traction. Philistines.

Instead of telling him anything about the food, they should have over-explained what the busser does, because that’s what people go to a restaurant for.

I mean, I’m sure the judge has been already clued in on what actually happened since, unless this was a typo, nobody who assaulted a cop is getting out on just $8,000.00 bail.

Steve Isactuallyjustarunningwheatthresherwepushhiminto would be a good challenge.

I didn’t see anything in this video about his greatest work: Livin’ Da Dream from NBA2k16.

The 30-year-old outfielder joined the Indians on July 31, in a trade with the Detroit Tigers.

Eat what you like. Drink what you like. Live how you like. This is 2018. You do you.

On the cross? The players in the offsides position weren’t affecting the play any further than making West Ham’s defenders raise their hands up like dumbasses instead of actually covering the recipient who was onsides.

Which will make however they blow it this year particularly hilarious. I mean, not as hilarious as Gerrard falling, but hilarious.

If anyone knows how to kill a rally, it’s Mr. Hit into a game ending unassisted triple play over here.

Still better than his dork kid.

Seeing as he has a Wells Fargo account, they probably took his house instead.

They’re actually not serious, it’s the tomato troll showing up in Deadspin for once. Occasionally funny, mostly just aggravating by hijacking the comments so that their thread of drivel (from everyone involved) ends up being on top. “Oh gee, you were able to make people mad on the internet, that’s SO hard.”

“Deadspn iz jus jelous”

His message is really shitty because he plays defense instead of offense. If he were a receiver it would be one thing, but as a safety it just seems like he’s mad he can’t hurt people without getting fined. 

Jesse “The Cat” Ventura. Was always stupefied when people tried to call him Jesse instead of “The Cat”.

Figures a conservative goon would overlook his pathetic attempt at identity theft after losing that dentistry license.