i’m so much saltier about this than if they had lost to Miami or Cleveland, and it’s because Boston really does think it’s a city and not a large town.

I think you are vastly overrating Messi’s notability to counter just how “random guy” he looks. This isn’t “can you recognize Messi from a picture” but, like you say, being able to not just become background. Fucko looks way too bland.

The Celtics two winning outcomes not being last is a greater mistake than Marchman’s cereal choices.

Ronaldo? Maybe.

Editor, Compete

Joel Embiid?

Yeah, impressive, but let’s see him do it with my out of shape body.

Eric Gordon is secretly the worst.

The NHL playoffs ended April 8th. I don’t know what this guy is blabbing about. Kilkenny won their 18th title. Only Tipperary (the team they defeated) have won Division 1 more.

Nah, innings pitched and appearances is a perfectly cromulant way to evaluate yourself. Pitchers know how fragile they are, and simply surviving is an acceptable way to do it.

I once had to deal with a roommate who would listen to Miss Misery by Elliott Smith on repeat as they fell asleep and would wake up and turn it back on after any attempt to turn the goddamn song off because you can hear them snoring, you’re still awake and GODDAMN IT I’M GLAD ELLIOTT SMITH DIED.

I assume they’re just going to announces re-port Star Oceans 3 and 4 again and not 2 for no fucking reason other than just to spite me.

No, not bad. But again, I go to, Good GMs don’t have to flirt with worst team ever levels of terrible. Yeah, the moves in isolation look good, but the team, as he constructed it, only had 10 wins in his THIRD year. What he inherited wasn’t the best, but guess what, I don’t know how clearer I can make it, GOOD GMS…

He’s not a good GM. Do you know what a good GM does? Doesn’t go into a season with an injured Kendall Marshall as the back-up point guard to an injured Tony Wroten then have to blow two second round picks to get back Ish Smith because the league had to step in his “roster building” was so goddamn awful. Good GMs can…

What’s really dumb? Hinkie stans? You’re right, they are.

You’re right, there’s probably at least one stan out there for Hinkie that’s secretly wishing they never win so he (let’s be honest, it’s a he) can still say the team only could have won had they kept a GM who thought Kendall Marshall was a diamond in the rough.

“Why don’t we rig up a pully system?”

Weird, you point out the two people I was impressed by. They both did the little things that matter more to me, than say, a really nice frog splash. Big Cass tapping out immediately, the crowd INSTANTLY picked up on it as a way to taunt him and it puts the Yes Lock over for anyone who didn’t watch Daniel Bryan (the…

I’m sure if these matches had all been great, all of the praise would go on them, but since the matches aren’t hitting expectations, it must be Vince. There’s probably people out there saying it’s all part of a conspiracy to ruin every act that isn’t Roman Reigns.

So... are we just going to ignore the shitfucks chanting “We Want Enzo”? The Saudi’s backwards policies can fuck right off but jeez, watching wrestling in front of a crowd not trying to get itself over was really refreshing.