I love that they have to define what laying five bricks a day means because you just know it has to constantly be done and that there’s a solid refusal to accept that most people will immediately just assume that means taking five shits a day.

As fucking goddamn funny as that trip was, I just look at that beam he missed by dumb luck and get squeamish thinking how goddamn awful that could have been.

Never. But only because he’s never called her by an actual name, just pronouns.

I don’t get why so many people hate the Dodgers, aren’t they basically a[re] the Yankees.

(Watches GIF)

You should’ve asked a hard hitting question like, “will this influx of money bring back fireworks for entrances?”

Seems more a move by that guy from The League who lied about his 9/11 memories and doesn’t have a notable enough name so even if I said Stephen Rannazzisi, you’d be like, who the fuck is that and have to look him up ruining the joke anyway. Man, fuck that guy for not even being notable enough to mock.

I don’t know... Are you REALLY sure that Process fucks are no worse than other teams’ shit fanbases? I mean, other than fans still clinging to racist imagery for a mascot of course...

If the Sixers win the title somehow this season, do Philly fans become worse than Boston fans or do they still need some time to do so?

Nevermind: person you were replying to already got to you on this.

Hey, take the small victories where you can, at least he ran back on D.

Oh. And if you are of the group specifically told to shut the fuck up, and respond to me, and I dismiss you, it’s not anything other than being told to shut the fuck up, skipper.

It’s a shame, I’d still put him second as the best Sixers GM of my lifetime because dear god if not him second is Billy King, but there’s just a vocal minority of the fanbase that treats him like the second coming of Jesus once a comedy writer and the son of the biggest shit stirrer in Philly sports talk radio riled…

Yeah, and it will keep working because someone else is there to actually use the pieces he acquired. He ruined his reputation. Sorry, that matters. If he had just kept Ish Smith, he’d probably have kept his job and still would have gotten Simmons as the worst team in the league. But that team starting out so fucking…

While I would prefer no draft, if you’re going to have a lottery, GO ALL OUT: non-playoff teams have equal odds and they do it for every non-playoff pick. It’s a consolation prize to try to get non-playoff teams better players to get into the playoffs, not a strategy to team build with.

So did the Lakers for parts of this season and that didn’t help them shit.

I hope the Sixers win the finals, and like, Marco Belinelli is MVP somehow because it means I’ll get to see my favorite team win, but also due to someone completely removed from Hinkie so those Process fucks can be told to shut the fuck up.

I guess Scott Baio reprises his role as Bob Loblaw?

How is he suppose to inherit the earth now that he’s been vanquished as a dirty cheater?

Well, the key to most dunk trutherers is their ignorance on the gather rule, so the hockey equivalent would be saying there was goalie interference when the offensive player gets pushed into the goalie by the defense.