Why the hell does she put the bread in her purse instead of one of the multiple to-go boxes she requests? That might actually be the most aggravating part. WHO THE FUCK WANTS BREAD CRUMBS IN THEIR PURSE?!

Oh sure, he’d actually be a good low risk move for them. Frank Ntilikina is still, what, 12 years old? He could probably use a year as a back-up if a move for IT were to work out. 

A star point guard who relied on driving into the paint who looks like a shell of the player he was after injuries.

That video just seems like an entry in Deadspin’s Disgusting Baseball Chin series.

The problem I have with this article is suggesting President Reality TV Star could smear blood on himself or sacrifice a goat without sobbing to make it a daily routine. Him just thinking about blood would cause him to do that really fucking weird self hug that he always gives himself whenever he gets scared.

Movies just haven’t been the same since every good young actor was snapped up for the government’s false flag operations.

Crisis Actor Casting Director: Ok, so what I’m going to need you to do is appear in the background once in a random video from footage of the shooting. We do require you to completely inhabit this character until you die of old age.

Will free speech warriors come to his defense? I’m not holding my breath.

But anyone who truly believes these Assault Rifles are much more deadly in a public setting than a semi-auto pistol, and focusing on that beyond all else, has fallen prey to the marketing / PR.

You think this is an argument?

Of course you wouldn’t realize you’re being petty, that’s the point of calling you petty.

As far from being an assault weapon as weapons get? It’s a fucking gun. That’s pretty close. Am I being petty? Sure, but you’re the ass that used the word “weapon” instead of “gun” in your “let me be petty about this while being an ass” spiel.

Pfft, typical Anti-Warrior bias. You clearly aren’t showing the reverse angle which shows him getting lightly hit in the back of the knee to cause him to lose his balance before he goes and targets Westbrook’s knees with his body weight as he falls. Totally clean play.

At Friday night’s Ronald Reagan dinner, between courses of lettuce salad and water-marinated chicken

My Best Fiend is an amazing, hilarious movie.

Senator: ...and that was a disgraceful performance. We threw that debate, we gave the primary away doing that.

Reporter: Mr Ryan, do you have anything to say about President Trump’s tweets that all citizens should now be armed to stop any and all potential shooters?

I can’t wait for the eventual NHL match-up between the Anaheim Ducks vs. the Anaheim Mighty Ducks: The TV show.

Nope. Why should I give a shit about their reaction any more than any other schmo on the street? Because they are skaters and still had to skate? My waiter still had to wait. Teachers still had to teach. What rubbish.

Oh, and sorry for the lame oneupsmanship, I just didn’t know how else to frame that this dork thought he could put energy into swords.