Did he believe he could put energy into those swords by running his finger along the blade while breathing heavily through his nose as if that’s all meditation is? Because a college roommate of mine would have yours beat for being sad. He also sang along to Metallica like he was auditioning for the opera, in case…

I just want to know how they get it to go that far? Is it magic? It’s magic, right?

Don’t romance anyone and just flirt non-stop with Harding. One throwaway, miss-able line in DLC about the relationship already existing is the best romance I’ve seen in a video game. I absolutely loved the idea of my character having a life outside of what I got to see even during the events of the game.

*cums*

Damnit, his obsession with Gerard Deulofeu is about the only Haisley trope I can stand, you don’t have to bring him into it. ::Loads up FIFA ‘18 and puts Deulofeu back on Everton where he never should have left goddamnit::

So you’re saying Ernie Grunfeld’s gonna try and swing a trade for him?

What do you mean? Signing an injured point guard who is somehow worse than your current injured starting point guard to make a two-man rotation of shit is just 3D GM Chess your brain can’t handle— oh no wait, they were almost the worst team in history and he got fired. Guess it was just 2D Checkers.

It is unkind to put your girlfriend through that.

Simona Halepis now the target of all the shit I ever gave Caroline Wozniacki. You can call it a hot take but I call it an average one to say you should always have an asterisk by your world number one ranking if you haven’t won a Grand Slam yet.

See, I was going the opposite way where doing good in baseball was voting with Trump, so best case was the guy who broke records for best first month only to have a long career as a mediocre player.

I thought about this too much. Can we project him like a baseball player?

It’s been 4 votes on 3 subjects. That surveillance re-authorization bill Trump was both for and against, this one, and the two votes to keep the government open. So, I mean, let’s not get too freaked out yet.

I, for one, am truly horrified by this technology.

Yeah, but I’m just not inspired enough to go...

Weird, I’ve just been assuming they’re so locked into Reigns-Lesner that they’re gonna have someone on Smackdown win again since they can just do Reigns-Lesner another way.

Hey, it’s a step up for most people in Cleveland who are just wishing for it to end.

Congratulations to just HulkHogansDick. Fuck all y’all. Y’all did nothing to get me to where I am today, commenting on this congratulations to Patrick for responding to TW313's comment on FlowersforAlgernonCrumpler’s comment on Deadspin’s blog about LeBron James’s Instagram about LeBron James.

You are correct. 2 First round picks then.

What 4? I’m not talking about every move Hinkie made, just the ones from fire-selling the team his first year. Just that Miami pick that became TLC was from that. The Thunder pick was from taking McGee’s contract from Denver, the Kings was from the swindle, and the Lakers was from selling absurdly high on MCW.

So, when AD and Cousins both leave, we get to see what the 76ers would have been if Hinkie didn’t fire sale the team for one 1st and about eleventy bajillion 2nd round picks.