But of course in 2015 nothing could be allowed to intrude upon the Sixers organization’s first priority—failing deliberately, for years on years,

Every time I see some ass complain about an article on a gawker site, I usually get annoyed, except when it’s someone complaining about a Compete article. Get this shit away from me. This is a Kotaku sub-blog, not a fucking Deadspin/Kotaku sub-blog. SHIT AIN’T SPORTS

This is the last time we’re going to tell you, Mr. Moore, but yes, that is how it works.

Hockey- Two AHL players that are still young and a fifth-round pick for a 3rd/4th line player.

That sentence explains why some Sixers fans are still Stockholm Syndrome’d to Hinkie. Even as bad as Hinkie was (KENDALL MARSHALL?!), he’s still, what, their third best GM at worst in the past 3 decades?

Derp. I read “for a guy” as “on a guy”.

2nd Round picks can be traded like candy if you already have 3 of them (the Sixers didn’t even give up their best 2nd round pick).

Why would a flyer on a lottery pick like Okafor be better served on the 76ers than the Nets? The 76ers are a playoff team, the Nets are rebuilding.

Why is the fox giving a Nazi salute?

I mean, there is probably footage of him literally saying, “oh, I’m going to run for President, just fucking lie constantly and say Hillary’s a crook, you know I love her, and those idiots will eat it up” and.... christ you’re right, not even that...

Oh no, that part is just pure inconvenience, the playing to his ego and anti-Obama streak is what does it. He just folds because he sucks at negotiating.

See, my prediction is the opposite: Trump folds like he’s settling a lawsuit after NBC says they still have all the footage from The Apprentice and they also play to his need to have America triumph over all. “Think about it Donnie, you’ll be able to say America is great again because we’ll win a lot the medals the…

the Right to Censor heel group (don’t ask)

“If it weren’t for Coke, Len Bias would have a jersey up there. Now let me tell you about how Beverly Hills 90210 applies to this latest Red Sox team...”

Someone sounds triggered. Do you need a safe space?

Well, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle is a 13-year-old movie that treated it as an old issue in a throwaway joke, so it’s come up well before this movie. Just hopefully this movie actually changes things.

The public transportation system is ok for residents, but shit for tourists. It’s one north/south subway and one east/west subway. Other than that it’s unreliable buses. But that’s fine, pretty much anywhere you’re going is walking distance (which is great to counter the weight gain you should be getting from the good…

“Apparently be a mewling dipshit.”

If Hinkie thought so much of Covington, why didn’t he use one of his second round picks on him instead of having to hope to get him undrafted? Seems like a lot of highsight for him to be like, “I had eyes on Covington blah blah blah”. Saric was projected as a possible lottery pick and Simmons a top pick, those are not…

Sam Hinkie thought ‘hey, I’ll go into a year with two injured point guards because I somehow think Kendall fucking Marshall is a diamond in the rough because oh boy do my farts smells delicious!’ so let’s not suck his dick quite so much. I mean, even “best 76ers GM in my life up to that point” only puts him at “better…