Where the fuck do you work? Mad Men Incorporated?

Why? That logic doesn’t follow. If a friend I ask to help with a computer problem and they fuck my computer up doing something stupid, I can let that slide. If I take it somewhere and pay to have it fixed and they fuck it up doing something stupid, I can complain. Profession matters.

“Dad! Please stop talking about music and drive the car!”

I respectfully disagree. Pop meaning popular is the ace in the sleeve to dismiss anyone who tries to act like some well known band they like is deep or some bullcrap. Telling some jagoff in college that Radiohead was a pop band and saying that it has to be true, ‘cause well, pop means popular, are you gonna say…

Best goal ever is a bit of hyperbole, but I think you’re underestimating just how hard that is to do. Especially first touch.

Weird, I always heard Sunny Day Real Estate was the band that actually is emo while the ones you think are emo aren’t. It’s like a No True Scotsman thing but dumber.

In retrospect it was weird that he kept saying basketball was the sweet science.

No! He has to run in 2020! We need that legislative might that has gotten such projects as “naming a post office” passed a couple times! THAT’S what’s going to bring the needed progressive voice to America, a mediocre senator from who gives a shitland whose main contribution to actually getting progressives in office…

Yeah, in the fight between the Kochs and Mercers, I’m <vomits> on the <vomits more> Kochs’ side <just like, ALL the vomit>. The Mercers are definitely worse.

Wouldn’t Bizarro Trump be more like a well-written press release asking Roy Moore to withdraw?

“No guys, I was trying to make a taste of victory joke.”

You couldn’t wait a day to run this goddamn article could you? (Calls bookie to cancel bet on Sixers tonight, gets laughed at and told that’s not a thing and I should know that if I have a bookie apparently)

He WAS a punter, ya know.

Pitiful? Do you call performing on the Ed Sullivan show pitiful?

You were a damn fine mayor.

And Senator Bob Taft

I was going to say Alex Smith was good before he switched to KC, but those San Francisco teams before Harbaugh were so shit it probably was like joining a new team.

You mean to tell me all those white people standing outside a Planned Parenthood yelling about how “95% of the babies killed are black, 95 % of the babies killed are black or Latino,” and chase down any woman who isn’t white even if they are just trying to walk past the building don’t have women of color’s best…

No, you’re a creep if you’re just posting about people being attractive with nothing fucking else to say about it.

You always have and always will be able to say it. It’s just nowadays more and more people feel open about correctly calling you a creep for it.