I like that you already make the correct assumption all those self-described allies wouldn’t join in getting off twitter. “You know I’d love to join you in this but I have to keep it for [insert no good goddamn reason].”

I think he already had a “sent dick pics while married” scandal.

I dunno, I thought Oprah was in Chicago anyway... you were just asking if there was ever another anecdote and that’s the other one.

*Gets handed a can of Coke*

Ugh. It just makes him look 10 years older than he probably is... (looks up age) okay, 5 years older...

Is this based on anything besides that interview that keeps getting posted?

What’s so weird abt that?

Nah, if it were Philly some caller would have reached through the phone and throttled him before he could finish. People here are probably going to be sad about this for decades.

I know, right? An anthem shouldn’t have the word “perilously” in there.

Knee-jerk response: “America, Fuck yeah!”

N.O., doesn.’t both.er me in. t.he s.l.i.g.h.t.e.s.t..

Don Callis is also from Winnipeg, so I assume that’s how the kinship started between the three.

So he’s gonna end up in a cat?

That came out in 2015.

Yeah, Pirates of the Caribbean 8: The Lost Man’s Gold.

Not exactly giving a number of new people running, but numbers are way up:

I know Sanders definitely motivated me to vote when he decided to barely endorse any fellow progressives down ballot. He might as well have screamed “I don’t know how politics works!”

Yeah, had to look up where he went to college to find out which piece of shit it was.

So... is Jim Harbaugh a (bigger) piece of shit then? Butt’s just now finding people interested in his long-term health?

Maybe I guess...