Nah, he’s not butt. I mean, he’s not amazing like some process dork will try to sell you, but he’s good on defense and (small sample size so far) is taking advantage of actually being able to play with players who aren’t butt (looks at the last list with like, 65 Sixers on it deservedly).

Also, injured Fultz is a better shooter than Ball, so I think the decision on butt status can wait for a bigger sample size. Unless you also think Ball is butt...

Maybe I’m missing one, but do you see a single rookie on here?

Wait a second.... this isn’t Brit Pop! What have you done with the real Brian Ashcraft?!

Nah, he actually said when he started five years to playoffs so I guess can hold him to that, but he also sucks so fuck him.

Yeah, because the methodology was just “rebuild like a bunch of other teams have except sign 1-2 less free agents” so the team REALLY sucks after the point guard they drafted turns out to be really bad and they smartly cut bait early. Just about every good move he made was with the idea of “he can do this because the…

Everyone failed him? Shit, can’t play for his new college because of some bullshit classes and he doesn’t even get the credits for them.

He’s a bigger piece of shit than the wife beater? The drunk driving murderer? Tom Brady?

I’ll try: When the joke is a comment on the stereotype of mass shooters being men

Nah. Look at who they played. They’re probably a borderline playoff team that’s lost 4 games against playoff teams/contenders and beat the one borderline playoff team they’ve played.

How about: The Jesus and Mary Chain is the poor man’s The Presidents of the United States of America?

The Pistons tried that with Stanley Johnson at times, Simmons just ran around him anyway. Also, their shooting guard Avery Bradley is the one he beats the length of the court in that clip in the article. He... uh... he might be really good.

I know the person never said specifically that I could have their stuff, but they never said I couldn’t have their stuff, so I misread the situation and thought I could take it. If taking stuff without permission is “robbery” than “robbery” is quickly joining the pile of terms that have lost all meaning thanks to…

Why? Does he affect the team’s cholesterol too much?

Great, so now I’m going to endlessly hear how he’s both good and bad for the Sixers.

Presentation and Mic Work are so much more important than in-ring ability. WRESTLING IS FAKE.

The vocal minority at WWE shows booing Reigns are the beach ball-tossing, “CM Punk”/”This is Awesome” chanting people. They don’t want to watch wrestling, they want to hear themselves watching wreseling. Sure, YOU may not be one of those while booing Reigns, but guess what, you are.

cynically overwrites you into an inhuman superman that most of the audience the overly vocal adult audience of a show for all ages hates (Roman Reigns, John Cena).

Nah, every clip I’ve ever seen of NJPW looks like it was shot through Vaseline covered lenses. WWE Network streams of PPVs prior to HD look clearer. WWE going away from pyrotechnics is a bit of a downer, but the spectacle is just miles ahead.

It’s a shame that every place that isn’t the WWE looks like rinky-dink backyard shit that somehow looks more dated than ECW. Those supposed 6-star best ever matches in Japan between who gives a shit and anonymous fuck look like ESPN highlights from 1996.