Man, Ryan Howard was so much fun.

Pfft, you got it totally wrong. First, what you do is elect a guy who can’t work with anyone President (2 post offices!). Then don’t vote in midterms or follow any down ballot races like usual. Gosh, learn how politics works.

Hey now, Jordan tried his best to get the name of that mustache changed.

...then why bother attending school or pursuing an education if it’s not one of the main sources of intelligence?

Eh, I know the joke you imply, but that’s an easy one: Being in New York means more national games.

Who cares who’s better? The best is already known: Vince Carter. (Truman is second)

Of course that schmuck from the 76ers SB Nation site wouldn’t give a comment, you guys are blacklisted because you don’t worship Sam Hinkie like most of the dorks there.

I don’t know, he makes a few more field goals and suddenly they have a home playoff game to host and the homeless people they exploit as game day workers might almost be able to feed themselves that night.

Unless a guy can hit from 80: Don’t draft a kicker in the second round.

Are you sure other beers are giving you just hangovers? Could be allergic reactions.

“Sure, I agree with you that the Republican party stands for everything evil in the world, but I haven’t seen the Democrats stand for anything. And don’t give me that, ‘there’s plenty of things if I just opened my goddamn ears’ bullcrap. I haven’t been personally assured that I will love everything they do, so I guess…

I wonder if Sinclair is changing it’s messages for every local station. That way they can blame Republican senators for stopping Trump, but it’s never the politician that represents the local market so the rubes still vote Republican down ballot.

With Bill being a Pats fan, it’d be pretty coincidental if you were a Bills fan. Would figure it’d be the opposite.

...move to Antarctica with the wife and kids?

After attending the destination wedding, Steph Curry one of the guys from Imagine Dragons packed his bags and left to play in his first professional golf tournament—the Ellie Mae Classic.

You can go visit the basement of the Alamo.

“What’s the worst thing to hear when Anthony Joshua takes your wife?”

I believe you have the wrong title for that TED Talk. I believe it’s called Amanda Palmer’s Art of Asking People to Work for No Money.

A baseball player perfect for the city of Philadelphia, ya know, a pedophile.

Twitter is his instrument.