I can see the 2077 breakdown now if you do two chapters a quarter-

Whataboutism really is their only defense.

(Makes public comment on public forum)

If I told you Christians were a bag of skittles and that one of them was poison....

The nearby Dewey and Howe counties were very disappointed.

Why is it naïve? She, as part of an organization that’s protested this way numerous times before, thought she was going to get charged with one specific crime and instead got charged with another.

[cums]

He realized the effect the game was having on his brain when he could only count pi to 32 decimal places.

Not “hoped they were going to”

Great, cartels are just give Trump more ammunition to say they’re all born to run drugs.

Why is the game’s title logo shooting out of it’s (I assume) main character like it’s his robot dick?

For the love of god someone please tell me what the tanking has actually accomplished.

It wasn’t better drugs for him. He... he just drank that much.

Man, Sam Hinkie must have been really disappointed in himself.

What’s the best pejorative to describe this chucklefuck? Cause I’m going with chucklefuck. Any suggestions?

That fucking triple double line always bothered me. Like, sure, keep track of how many points you have, but this dork motherfucker was keeping track of assists and rebounds for a pick-up game?

That Al Harrington (who gives a fuck what the real last name is) signing doesn’t get laughed at enough. “What’s our team weakness? Our bigs. What was our last big free agent signing? ...an old man center who’d rather be a power forward.”

Oh sure, they got the base for it, I just don’t think Giannis is enough. So right now they’re ready to potentially jump into that Wizards/Celtics/Raptors tier.

Really? With what outside of Giannis? They’re still another really good player away from getting past the other also-rans they’re likely to join this year. You need more than one really good player to get past just being a team that doesn’t suck.

Conventional—and largely right-thinking!—basketblogging wisdom says paying $116 million a season for a frisky also-ran in the shabby Eastern Conference is at least severely financially imprudent, if not comprehensively foolhardy (to say nothing of being insufficiently, umm, disruptive).