Hardly. The gravity of the situation is that the practical magic of a joke like that could see you rich and purchasing the lake house you always wanted. I’d give your two weeks notice to your current boss before you become infamous as a demolition man of comedy.

The speed at which you made that joke suggests you were waiting for this story to hit the net. Seems like you had plenty a time to kill and weren’t gun shy about getting it out there.

Well, it certainly wasn’t a Bill Clinton-era regulation.

This is going to end with Kevin Love being the only one who stays in Cleveland, right?

Still better than Fred Phelps though.

Apparently there’s going to be a run on buying strikers that will consist entirely of AC Milan:

I always ask a Bernie supporter: Who are the politicians you now know of because of Bernie? The answer is always none because he’s a spotlight hogging shitfuck who’s ruining this country because he’s obsessed with people telling him how revolutionary he is.

1. Milk and Honey Original Café Mix?????

You lost them with the word ‘nuance’. Then you lost them again when they were told what that word meant.

Thank you for your service.

“Crooked Hillary would have done nothing about my daughter’s sweatshop labor force. Sources tell me she’s using her very much illegal foundation to try to make things worse for them? Sad!”

That’s cool, but there are thousands of more deserving causes to raise money for than a shiny new stadium for Mark fucking Davis, such as Nevada’s hollowed-out school system

The true statement is “Black Lives Matter Too” and if one needs that last word spelled out, that’s not the BLM movement’s problem because it takes all about, I dunno, five seconds of actual listening?

The only part of this I disagree with is that while technically correct, I think “in the last decade” can be expanded to “his entire fucking political career”.

Never mind the fact that being on a game show can produce some nerves. I had to remind myself for a question that yes, reindeer are actual real animals and not just fictional animals made up for the Santa Claus myth. Unless he reacted that way to every wrong answer, that sigh has the sound of someone realizing they’re…

You forgot “no longer funny comment about Mayweather’s illiteracy” or is that included in calling the fighters dumb?

I don’t know, Blake people do seem pretty helpless. There was that Blake who was a semi-famous black tennis player and got manhandled by the police over mistaken identity.

I save my good shit for reddit?

I don’t know, there might be about six of them.

+1 Teardrop Award