Are you sweating your future “unemployed” status?

If we’re keeping it 100 (that’s urban slang for “being honest”, brother. I’m from the streets) I’d resurrect The Ultimate One first, then Randy, then Piper, then Andre, then that no good Big John Studd, then maybe Gorilla Monsoon, then Ravishing Rick Rude, then when Heenan dies I’ll resurrect him too brah.

You’re choosing to resurrect Randy over your numero uno Andre? Not even sure if you’re the real Hulk after seeing that tbh.

If Randy was still alive I’d cut him in on the money I won last night. I’m gonna shut down Gawker, Jezebel and Defamer, and I’m gonna fire the majority of the moes (that’s short for ‘homosexuals’, brother) that are regular contributors on this site starting with the arab dude.

That was the second-best bank shot of the day, behind only Northern Iowa’s.

Ruahahaha brother!

Eww, we’re on a Gawker website?

Wouldnt make a difference over there. The collective gawker staff IQ, is roughly equal to one hulk hogan.

That thing looks like its been wrecked up the ass harder than gawker just was by hulk hogan.