Are you sweating your future “unemployed” status?

If we’re keeping it 100 (that’s urban slang for “being honest”, brother. I’m from the streets) I’d resurrect The Ultimate One first, then Randy, then Piper, then Andre, then that no good Big John Studd, then maybe Gorilla Monsoon, then Ravishing Rick Rude, then when Heenan dies I’ll resurrect him too brah.

If Randy was still alive I’d cut him in on the money I won last night. I’m gonna shut down Gawker, Jezebel and Defamer, and I’m gonna fire the majority of the moes (that’s short for ‘homosexuals’, brother) that are regular contributors on this site starting with the arab dude.

Ruahahaha brother!

What a day! First this arab gets captured, and then Gawker is forced to pay the Hulkster. Whatchagonnado brothers?!

Nick Denton is not my son. My real son didn’t blow other guys when he was in jail. When the feds seize Nick Denton’s laptop, I’m assuming it’ll be loaded with child and tranny porn and he’ll have to go to jail, and while there he will more than likely suck other guys off, and he will also willingly let them cacastab…

:)