Ewwwwwwwwww even I'm not that dense

Just remember I did it first BROTHER with a headlock to Richard Belzer

As the whitest DUDE ever BROTHER I have conflicted feelings about Jinder BROTHER. He can't even do a passable body slam! How can he face the odds JACK if his moves are wack?

I gotta at least be in charge of the FCC BROTHER

This just in, I'm replace Bobby Moynihan on SNL BROTHER. No seriously, I'm funny! Haven't you seen Mr. Nanny? Haha-Larious/I was the original bassist for Metallica BROTHER

Would you rather I be promoting doping scandals?

HULKAMANIA BROTHER

Clearly you're a Hulkamaniac BROTHER and you know that I and my Vice President "Surfer Sting" would beat The Rock BROTHER

But but….what about President Hogan (Bollea) BROTHER!?

Yeah! You don't belong on this wrestling dirt sheet BROTHER

PASTAMANIA BROTHER

And Sunny was the best but neither Tammy nor Liz let me put a ring on it BROTHER

LINDA COME BACK JACK

Don't know what you mean BROTHER. My publicist and I are always here JACK

That JABRONI needs to beat addiction before he can fight Hulkamania BROTHER

As long as you're a BROTHER, BROTHER

I'll fight anyone BROTHER

I'll play myself in it BROTHER. I put Vince under my arm and choke him out until that JABRONI gives me everything I want. Then I threaten to sleep with his daughter DUDE. Then he threatens to take away my "vitamins" JACK. Then I threaten to no sell in the main event MAN. Then we hug and the process continues again…

I would have been better in it BROTHER

No one is giving Ryder that big a push BROTHER