Latoya BROTHER, you were my #1 Hulkamaniac. RIP wrestling and kayfabe JACK

I'm all of them BROTHER. But really I'm more of a Teddy Roosevelt kind of DUDE, JACK!

Or the Great Muta

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So can I finally be on the show now BROTHER?

Don't be a JABRONI, BROTHER

Let me lay it on deep here BROTHER. I'll say it once and only once DUDE, they're all thr pretty one JACK

This is the real Hulk Hogan BROTHER

Whatever BROTHER I pinned you and took your title. You would have jobbed to D-Lo Brown

Ole' Terry takes no part in shenanigans. Only Hulk Hogan does that

Not really. I still got BROTHER

What is bigger BROTHER? My dick or the coal mining industry?

Look no further than WCW circa 1996 BROTHER

Don't get me started BROTHER

I can see the AV Club are quite sexually active

I don't touch fans BROTHER

To all the HATERS and JABRONI MARKS who think that all of this issue was bigger than my dick, they're wrong BROTHER! My dick is gigantic. My dick started the NWO JACK! My dick bodyslammed Andre The Giant in front of 60 million people at the Silverdome DUDE! My dick may or may not have been Mr. America BROTHER (but…

Hulkamania means never having to say "I'm sorry" BROTHER

I am the entire staff of Gawker DUDE

I'm not sure I appreciate that BROTHER