Disappointed in you little Sean BROTHER

BROTHER

You better believe this is happening BROTHER! This is my re-entry into the world of glitz and fame DUDE. Hulkamaniacs, in the comments below, I urge you to give me other ideas for ways to re-establish myself as most important person in the world BROTHER. Annnnd go

I feel like I'm not loved BROTHER

It's you BROTHER! I want you to be my #1 Hulkamaniac DUDE!

BROTHER, Jordan Devlin looks like the fortune teller machine granted his wish to be "Big". Or like he's the star of a low budget porn parody of the movie Leprechaun JACK

Ancient BROTHER, if you think that's enough then you're obviously not a 6 time WWF champion like I am DUDE.

Laying out the cold hard truths here BROTHER. He's got the unlikeable face of every wrestler named Kevin ever who is not a Von Erich but the body of ever wrestler named Gunner ever

I like that guy a lot!

Let me give you the scoop JACK. Pete Dunne is an amazing heel. He took the crowd from loving him to hating him faster than Shawn Michaels in Canada BROTHER.

Better learn quick if you want the Immortal Hulk Hogan to continue to respond to your comments BROTHER

You're using the AV Club as a form of communication with Hulk Hogan. You're the one getting worked into a shoot DUDE.

Let me tell you something Ancient BROTHER. There's only one storyline I need to keep up with JACK, and that's my newest Hulkamaniac Pete Dunne BROTHER

When am I going to get inducted into the Hall Of Fame BROTHER?
Oh wait, I already was BROTHER. Hulkamania forever BROTHER!
In that case, why do I still watch this show BROTHER?

Or The Monster/Demon/Corporate Kane BROTHER!

As the foremost wrestler here BROTHER, I think I can safely say that obituaries are only for top tier talent DUDE. Also, obituaries are only for people who didn't murder their girlfriend BROTHER

You ain't gonna pin me with that slaves thing BROTHER. Not again!

RIP Superfly BROTHER. May he be remembered as an okay wrestler rather than the wrestling version of OJ Simpson BROTHER

Wow, they're almost as old and out dated as me BROTHER. Wait, did I say outdated? I meant relevant and under appreciated BROTHER

You made me sad BROTHER