I more so miss Ed Boulder than Brutus The Barber. Ed Boulder had things going for him BROTHER. That guy could get pushed BROTHER. Brutus? That's just a glammed up beefcake with no charisma JACK

It's Hulk Hogan BROTHER, not Linda Hogan DUDE.

I also have a guitar line coming out BROTHER. All of them are shaped like Vince McMahon getting royally fucked by his talent JACK

I should use my omnipotence to make that happen BROTHER!

You may not guess this from the gravitas of Hulkamania BROTHER, but the Immortal Hulk Hogan is a big fan of Tennis BROTHER. Not the sport. The sport is for JABRONIS with thin necks. No, BROTHER, Hulk Hogan is a big fan of the band Tennis.

What's to argue DUDE. I've always been Vince's favorite BROTHER, ever since I taught him how to inject steroids on the set of No Holds Barred BROTHER

I'm more lukewarm on him. But he was a surfer once BROTHER, and I love surfers JACK

BROTHER

I uhh…..hate The Undertaker BROTHER

Yes, talk to me BROTHER. I'm so lonely and don't want to talk to my wife anymore

WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER, about the new film I'm in. It's a parody of Shoah called Sandwich. It's 14 hours and 26 minutes long BROTHER. It documents the creation of the sandwich from near historical obscurity to bad boy rebel of the food world and Hulkamania BROTHER. I play the titular sandwich JACK.

I don't know what you're talking about BROTHER. I'm the real Hulk Hogan. But let me lay some truth on you DUDE: Nothing says party pooper like not being able to stand the party BROTHER.

I agree BROTHER! More time for coverage of my reality shows and/or sex life DUDE!

The only thing missing from this show BROTHER was the AXE BOMBER BROTHER! That JABRONIE Scott Norton was there, why not the Immortal Hulk Hogan BROTHER?

Nice BROTHER! That is something I have said before, yes

Backstage politics BROTHER

Watch everything I do BROTHER. I'm inescapable. I brought you Peter Thiel. Love me MARKS

BROTHER Brutai BROTHER/Ed Boulder

I give everyone a boner BROTHER

Hahaha get fucked MARKS
Edit: But mostly JABRONI MARKS
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