That's a good idea Jonathan BROTHER but I don't want anything to do with Josh Matthews because he sucks

Probably up the great beyond where God needed him to drop some elbows on some JABRONIS

But not regularly using weapons BROTHER. And spray painting opponents was just my way of getting them hyped! Besides, it was invading promotions. NWO was invading WCW and we had to show our dominance. You understand what it's like to try and destroy something right Mr. Goodell? You have prior experience trying to…

The Macho Man Penis is an anagram for Stephanie McMahon JACK

Well Mr. Goodell BROTHER, I'm glad you thought of me. Now if we were to do this shinding BROTHER, I'd need full control of what I'm doing. That's how I work best.

Those folks at Gawker are a bunch of pencil necked GEEKS

No. That would be former WWF JABRONI JOBBER Phantasio

For what purpose FRIEND?

BROTHER

Travelers checks

Hulkamania is always and will always run wild Black BROTHER!

I'll take that backhand compliment little BROTHER and eat an extra vitamin for you

DUDE, I'm actually Hulk Hogan. There's no Hulk Hogan gimmick account BROTHER

Well I wasn't going to bring in an Ultimate Warrior hat now was I?

Also Three Ninjas 3

Do you think I wore the right color? I was considering early WWF yellow but I thought they'd like NWO black more

WELL BROTHERS I can't thank all of you enough for supporting me during this trying time. You have all gained insight into my life and the size of my penis DUDES. You have learned how to accessorize with a TUBULAR dress bandanna. And most of all you learned why I turned on the Macho Man. Some were saying I'd be the…

Gawker: The Movie

Bash At The Beach 2000

I would have been perfect in this movie DUDE. I have acting chops!