But I'm already a rapper BROTHER and I have a 10 inch penis

I, the real Hulk Hogan, am just doing my part. You're welcome BROTHER

Actually no BROTHER. That was a comment about my better half. Google is a Hulkamaniac too, use your resources wisely.

Mr. America is the BROTHER and Terry Bollea is the guy

I'd have a show about eating your vegetables.

BROTHERS?

On the other hand, I can go to Breitbart BROTHER and annoy them! Though I don't understand why they wouldn't want a bit of Hulkamania in their lives.

They all look like Bradshaw

Do you need to talk it out BROTHER? The Hulkster is a fantastic listener/love maker

Especially all the little Hulkamaniacs out there! Take your vitamins and say your prayers little DUDES

I don't know what you're talking about JACK

The Acolyte Protection Agency? BROTHER I haven't faced that tag team in the ring since the early 2000s!

Is Hulkamania a super power? Or how about the ability to do rent-a-fence commercials with ease?

I'm trying Milky DUDE. I hear royal rumblings and rumors that I may get back into the good graces of the ultimate BROTHER Vincent Kennedy McMahon BROTHER.

I don't know Dirtbike BROTHER, it might remind me too much of my totally super hot ex-wife Linda. Or it may contain particles of ex-boyfriends I don't approve of for reasons other than their economic situation!

I can't offer any more hair BROTHER. I think I'm almost out!

I'm pretty sure Ultimate Warrior's "sacrifice" was crack BROTHER

Don't worry everyone. I am bringing Hulkamania to those JAMOKES over at Breitbart BROTHER

They banned me because they're all marks for the Ultimate Warrior BROTHER

I was gonna make this about me YOUNG BROTHER but hey why not? You should all buy my bodacious daughter Brooke's two albums: Undiscovered and The Redemption.