That JABRONI had a blonde beard! How dare he BROTHER! If you refer way back to that time I told a story about Vince McMahon and his favorite flower, this is as if the flower started becoming pollinated by a porcupine

WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER! This week's RAW had a lot to say about champions. Remember BROTHER, I'm a former champion. Actually I'm a perpetual champion due to a contract I signed back in 1990 but that's besides the point.

Garnet is the truest babyface BROTHER!

It is BROTHER! I did that after I bodyslammed him

I will bodyslam him just like I did Andre The Giant BROTHER!

Don't forget I only used 3 fingers!

Is it this good though https://pbs.twimg.com/media…

This just in. I just got called by Tim Burton to play Doomsday in Superman Lives!

Which one was that little BROTHER?

Little known fact BROTHER, Terry Bollea is a big fan of Steven Universe and thus by extension so is Hulk Hogan.

They should have cast me in this film BROTHER! I'd be perfect. The Hulkster's got acting chops, 24 INCH PYTHONS BROTHER, and my beautiful daughter Brooke could do an amazing soundtrack. Plus my son Nick could be my stunt double since he seems to have some experience with paralyzing front-end collisions

Where's the Hogan love?

Because I am an adult, and one who has zero ego issues BROTHER, I'll admit that I've set myself on fire.

I think that Vampiro will just sit there with gasoline on him for an entire week BROTHER

VIKING BROTHER, somewhere out there, my trainer, my teacher, Matt Classic is weeping in a corner.

What? You don't like ZZ and his huge package?

Truly a Hulkamaniac BROTHER

VIKING BROTHER, I think you would enjoy my good friend Jervis Cottonbelly

Let me ask AMIGO, who do you want to win Tough Enough? For the men and the CHICAS?

I didn't want to eclipse them BROTHER. Sara Lee already has a hard enough time showing personality. I'm afraid the disappointment would bend her like a stick.