Humans exist because I body slammed them into volcanoes BROTHER! And then I gave that JABRONI Xenu the Big Boot

Vince or that piece of trash Curtis Axel

Let me talk to my agent

AMIGO

The true condiment of Hulkamania is garlic sauce BROTHER

I'm more of a Hawkeye DUDE

I have said many things. On some level, each of these things is true

Hulk Hogan supports cook books BROTHER

Indeed one of the greater moments of Hulkamania BROTHER

I told you all I was working on something BROTHER (besides my new Sci-Fi TV show "Spaceship Leg Drop")! But none of you believed me.

I've been told I look like a young Clancy Brown BROTHER

What about my hit single "Enter Sandman"?

Those Entourage DUDES don't know the first thing about acting. You want a real actor BROTHER, well look no further. The Hulkster was offered the lead role in The Wrestler, but I turned it down for a few reasons BROTHER. There was no way I was going to go one on one with that barefoot bandit Necro Butcher. My friends…

No BROTHER

BROOKE HOGAN! BROTHERRRRRR!

I love all my Hulkamaniacs lil' BROTHER, that is as long as you say your prayers and take your vitamins every day.

Macho Man, now that you've come in in front of all my disciples, in front of all the people that worship the ground I walk on: I'm gonna bury you at Uncensored and you're the one that we kick out of the nWo for life.

WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHERS! NXT Unstoppable is without a doubt the best thing you're going to see this week, that is of course besides the Rent-A-Fence commercial featuring the Hulkster. You need a fence? Take it from the person who body slammed a physical manifestation of a fence in front of 17 billion…

Slow down man. Slow down. You're wrong! LaToya, try and talk some sense into this guy man.

Slow down man. Slow down. You're wrong! LaToya, try and talk some sense into this guy man.