Hulkamania is running wild like it never has before BROTHER. And The Hulkster and his pal Vince McMahon are determined to keep it that way by letting the Immortal Hulk Hogan decide the talent of our future. Tough Enough is sure to be interesting but I doubt any of these up-and-coming DUDES and DUDETTES have the…

*Sigh* BROTHER.

*Sigh* BROTHER.

*Sigh* BROTHER.

You're welcome lil' BROTHER! Remember to eat your vitamins, say your prayers, and make sure mainstream Mexican wrestling never makes it stateside!

Chavo, I remember that DUDE. Fun kid old Chavito, my AMIGO. Of course he was never going to be as big as Hulkamania so I told him to not get his hopes up BROTHER. And then that punk Konan came along; people claim he's bigger than Hulkamania in Mexico. WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER! Hulkamania is a worldwide…

BROTHER Kevin Nash knows nothing about acting except for it comes to breaking your own body parts

The Hulkster wants to play Spiderman BROTHER! The Macho Man shouldn't be the only wrestler to be in comic book films!

I think you mean the NWO BROTHER. And it is TOOOO SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET

But you aren't BROTHER! And that's TOOOOOO SWEEEET!

And Sgt. Slaughter BROTHER! Never did like that DUDE. Especially when he went traitor on the single greatest idea ever invented: AMERICA BROTHER!

Randy! My friend (who I totally did not extort)!

WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER! This whole "Mega Powers 2.0" thing is a walking disaster. A walking pepperoni pizza with pineapple, olives, and sardines BROTHER. Who thought this was a good idea?

The Hulkster can still act BROTHER! I recently secured a deal for a new Sci-Fi TV show called "Spaceship Leg Drop".

Well damn BROTHER. That was good.

You got spunk BROTHER. You could be the next Marty Jannetty!

Juicy Jordan could be wife #3 for The Hulkster BROTHER

And other writers are Bob Mould BROTHER.

Verne Gagne is a legend BROTHER. R.I.P. Verne Gange.

The Hulkster has some large regrets in life BROTHER. One of them is never getting to tell my best friend in the entire world, Macho Man Randy Savage, that I love him and would job to him any day. Another one is naming my son Nick instead of Hulkster. But my biggest regret BROTHER is never taking part in King Of The…