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Yes of course BROTHER. They want Andre The Giant, a man who couldn't move his legs to save his life and wasn't even AMERICAN DUDE! And how are they supposed to respect the gimmick and not the man behind it? I am the gimmick! Hulkamania is me and I am Hulkamania!

Of course BROTHER! The Hulkster was in Metallica DUDE! That's where I refined my singing chops!

You see FOLKS, I do references now. References are cool

BROTHER I could get out in the ring and kick your JABRONI ass so far down that you'd end up sitting next to Kizarny in Developmental Hell.

DUDE I've been working with the WWE for the last 2 years or so. Update your facts BROTHER!

"Weighed down"? I think you and I got a problem BROTHER

I was doing the whole TNA thing before Billy Corgan was BROTHER. Plus I was in a much better band than "The Smashing Pumpkins". I was in the best band ever DUDE: Metallica. A band that I fronted until they kicked me out because I was too good of a bass player. Can that JABRONI Corgan say he was kicked out of a band

Nothing says 90s like Hulkamania BROTHER!

But would you lift her in front of 90,000 screaming Hulkamaniacs and body slam her so hard that it'd be heard around the world BROTHER!?

Haha. Curtis Axel BROTHER.

Stay tuned for my cameo on Game of Thrones BROTHER!

VIKING BROTHER we had this game backstage where we would ask Scott to explain sex. It was a challenging riot

VIKING BROTHER he prefers gonads when he's showing them off and grapefruits when he's talking about them.

Vince prefers the term "Gonads" BROTHER!

It's recently come to my attention that the WWE has started selling #Axelmania shirts. Well let me tell you a little story BROTHER. A story about a man named Vincent Kennedy McMahon.

Now that's what I'm talking about BROTHER! I forgot about that! You see things got kind of fuzzy once I hit WCW. It was probably all those anabolic steroids I wasn't given!

Or playing the bass! Everyone remembers how I was originally in Metallica BROTHER

Heh, that DUDE is a politician now. He's the Krist Novoselic of wrestling BROTHER!

VIKING BROTHER! I think we should put our differences from last week aside and form a tag team to take on that JABRONI Scott Steiner. Think about it DUDE, together you and I could be the "Nation of Paganation"

When are the Hulkamaniacs worldwide going to get an album about The Immortal Hulk Hogan BROTHER?!