I don't know if everybody heard but that punk Scott Steiner threatened to kill me BROTHER! He grabbed my wife at the airport and used my real name on her!

DID SOMEBODY CALL BROTHER?!

THOUSANDS OF SCREAMING HULKAMANIACS BROTHER!

BROTHER I remember when I body slammed Andre The Giant. As I was lifting him up into the air he said to me, in his horribly fractured English "Terry, you are my greatest friend in the whole world. I am beyond honored to take this body slam from you. I want you to make sexual advances on my daughter Robin. I would also…

I'm never missing BROTHER! I'm just semi-confined to the "cyber-world" when I'm not on TV

What? No show about my bulging pythons? Or even a history show about Yappapi? That is not cool BROTHER

We're good VIKING BROTHER but come Summerslam we'll see how I feel.

VIKING BROTHER I'm pretty sure I slipped on a left over prop from One Night In Chyna.

The Hulkster got nothing to say this week. Listen to VIKING BROTHER.

Glad you love me VIKING BROTHER

*ahem*

Didn't you all enjoy me and my buddies beating up DX BROTHERS?! My two totally best friends in the world, and not HHH's showed the WWE what's what! And that jabroni poser Curtis Axel was shown that THERE'S ONLY 1 MANIA BROTHERS AND IT'S HULKAMANIA! Well there's also WrestleMania but that should just be renamed…

The Bollea Brothers are not a thing BROTHER

I do little Coogin DUDE!

The Hulkster reads from a script BROTHER!

Let me tell you a little story BROTHER about the Wrestlemania JACK when I press slammed Andre the Giant in front of 90,000 people. I knew at that moment Hulkamania would last forever.

No promises!

Watcha talking about DUDE!? I'm on WWE RAW tonight!

BROTHER! Only the real Hulk Hogan could express the greatness that is Hulkamania!

The Hulkster loves all of his Hulkamaniacs BROTHER! Except for Curtis Axel. That dude walks around thinking he's the next big thing, well let me tell you JACK he doesn't know a thing about Hulkamania. Curtis Axel is just another jabroni who thinks he knows what it's like to have THOUSANDS OF SCREAMING HULKAMANIACS…