Firstie?
Bruther?

MACHOOOOO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, BRUUUUUUUUUUUUTHER!!!

Here, bruther.

Heaven needed a main-eventer, jack!

Go my little wrestlers…avenge me…bruthers…

Fastandsloppy! You might get away with talking to giant, floating heads that way, but you'll not besmirch my giant orange head, because it's connected to a body with the largest arms in the world, bruther! Talk is cheap, jack, and The Hulkster is a man of action, dude! So…July 29th, The Georgia Dome, Perchance to…

You bet your life, KenHR, bruther, that the Hulkster has to chime in on this, jack! I can't post a new comment to the AVClubamaniacs, man, so I'm forced to reply to comments, dude! Anyway, think of it, jack: Little dudes, flying around the ring, dropping their cute little legs on each other's cute little necks,…

Yeah, a murdering clinic, bruther.

Actually, dude, the correct spelling is "bruther," bruther.

Astro Scientician, bruther? You cut me to the quick, dude! Don't associate me with this dreck, jack! I openly mocked that Real Fake Chuck Sheen with a challenge and he didn't even respond to, man! I'm a clever gimmick poster, man. You know this, jacks! Whatcha gonna do when the Hulkster, after providing IP addresses…

The Authentic Charlie Sheen!!! You've got a bad attitude, dude! I'm gonna wash your mouth out with soap and force feed you vitamins until you're saying prayers out of the other side of your face, jack! How dare you disrespect these fine AV Club commenters, bruther! So….Mar. 26th…Staples Center….In Like a Lion, Out…

Too soon a couple of times there, bruther.

Please, AV Club bruthers, someone keep writing the Batman: TAS recaps, dudes! Who will take up the Mantle of the Bat, jack?

This guy again, dude. The Hulkster and all the Hulkamaniacs around the world say our prayers and eat our vitamins for you, bruther. Peace be with you, man. Peace be with you, jack.

Golden Agouti Gerbil!!! How dare you invoke the name of the Rowdy One in the Hulkster's presence, jack! I extend an olive branch to you and you suplex it, bruther? How dare thee, jack! Jan. 1st, New Year's Melee, Arrowhead Pond…in the CAGE!!! I don't care if you do have home field advantage in a cage, bruther, the…

Golden Agouti Gerbil! I've been seeing you here on the AV Club, bruther, and let me tell ya somethin', bruther…you make me laugh, jack! I won't be cutting a promo on you, dude, and I certainly won't challenge you to a a match…IN THE CAGE!!! You live 24/7 in a cage, man, you'd definitely have the advantage, jack! You…

He did battle with Ezio Auditore da Firenze, dude!

I'm a vicitim of circumstance, bruther!

45) Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?

That's when Lincoln said, "Don't dis my homies," bruther!