You're not me, bruther! You know how I know, jack? There wasn't a single bruther said in that comment, dude!

I haven't had the pleasure, jack, but I'd be happy to drop a leg on him, bruther! I'm the real deal man, he's just gimmick infringement, dude!

Gawker! You tried to show all the little Hulkamaniacs my little, shriveled Hulkster and you thought you could get away with it, dude??? You tried to take down the Real American, jack, but you couldn't cut the mustard, man! All my little Hulkamaniacs around the world don't care if I'm racist, dude! All they care about…

I'm right here, dude, that other guy is trying to steal my gimmick, jack! I HAVE RETURNED, BRUTHER, AND I'M $115 MILLION DOLLARS RICHER, MAN!

Bewbs.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

I remember seeing one of the whores get shot…by a john.

Meh.

Wait…because I have to register with Disqus…I am now HulkHogan7199?

OH HUBRIS, BRUTHER!

Fatty Arbuckle! You just happened to be mentioned in this article, jack! I was all ready to cut a promo on someone, man, and this new system has me flummoxed, dude! This is the new way, bruther, but tis strange to me, jack! So…are you challenging me, dude? Have you any beef with me, dude? Fatty? IN THE CAGE?

AV CLUB!
Lemme tell ya somethin', Ryan McGee bruther! You think you know enough about this business to write RAW recaps, man? You think you're smart enough that you can play armchair booker and everyone will lap it up, jack? You think that this pleases the Hulkster, dude? Well, guess what, man?

Seriously, bruthers,
"Almost Got 'Im" is my favorite B:TAS episode of all time, jacks! It's the greatest, bruthers! After Croc hits them with "I threw a rock at 'im," the look on The Joker's face is priceless, dudes! Check it out, bruthers!

…to be built like Zeus, jack?

I read that title in Albert Brooks' voice, bruther! It's got boffo written all over it, jack!

My sentiments exactly, 44 Inch Pythons, bruther!

Fiddle faddle!
Bruthers!

He did not find their shenanigans amusing, bruther!

Bruther?

When you eat something it?