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Hulk Hogan
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My little Hulkster is Hulkin' out, Miller bruther!

Eat miak and die, Trantor, bruther!

You killed Maury, bruther! You bastards!

I've heard some elderly folk talking about administering testicular electrocution for those who engage in monkeyshines, dude! Watch out, Henry, bruther!

The both of you can grab onto my BOOKS you stupid piece of SHOE, bruther!

The pan kisses you, bruther!

It's insane, this guy's vineyard, bruther!

You're darn tootin', isjoe10, bruther! But Blade's elbow drop pales in comparison to the Hulkster's elbow drop, bruther, and don't even get me started on the Hulkster's orange leg comin' down on ya, dude!

Great avatar pic, bruther! Ditto on the Louis CK's Hilarious, jack!

Hey, Leonard, bruther, I have to admit that I laugh hard every time I think about Bob's line in Dying Asshole in Vietnam, jack, "I don't want to get shot in the GUT!"

You may run like Hayes but you hit like his sister, bruther. RIP James Gammon, jack.

This costume is crude, bruther, but it should be adequate to freeze these assets for their journey to my mattress, jack!

Before I die, I'm goin' ta fuck me a fish, jack.

Chartex FTW, bruther.

Pizza's gonna send out for you, bruther.

I'm getting kind of a rapey vibe off this chick, bruther. I don't want to ask her and spoil it, dude, so I'll just go ahead and rape her, jack. What's the worst that could happen, man?

If Mandy Patinkin was a horse, bruther!

I laughed out loud, Lord Andre, bruther. Nicely done, jack.

Him, bruther?
This is an outrge, dude! What about the Hulkster, man? I've done more for professional wrestling and doo rags than that jabroni, jack! I'm
…I'm hurt, bruther. Just crushed, man. Whatcha gonna do…ah fuck it, dude.

Thanks, Lone Audience of the Tom Waits, bruther! To Yummsh and Sick of Earth or something…I forgive you!