That's none of your business, jack! Did YOU screw YOUR teenage daughter's friends, bruther? How do you like these questions, dude? Make you feel good, man? Let sleeping dogs lie, jack, or Hulkamania will run wild…on…you!

What happened to you Warrior, man? You sound like you're in league with Heenan, dude! Come to the light, man, turn your back on Heenan, bruther, and join us, jack! We've gotta make the AV club safe from trolling, jack! Come on, bruther!

Viggy Viggy Viggy, you have been a bad monkey, dude!

Do you imagine the dicks like a plastic bag of chicken parts, bruther? Or are they like bagettes, sticking up out of a brown paper bag, dude?

Mancomb Seepgood! Nobody's gonna be Hulking Zeuses, bruther, unless it's me, jack!

You got it, jack! The Mega Powers have returned, bruther!

Funkytown Malone! I completely agree, dude! I would love to hang with the Conchords and Darby, jack! One of my favorite bits was when Murray tried to make the guys look cooler, bruther! "You could have a bit of hay sticking out of your mouth."
Or "I'm so mad…I want to curse!"
"You're not gonna curse."
"Go fuck…

Jorge! That Roger McDowell reference makes me think you're a Braves fan, bruther! Would I be right in that assumption, jack?

She was a beast in the squared circle, El Santo, you're right, bruther! The first time I saw her, she was at This Tuesday in Texas, Freeman Coliseum, bruther, and she slammed King Kong Bundy, jack! It was amazing, man! She was the rolling pin and he was the supple dough, jack! Whatcha gonna do when a culinary giant…

I don't normally do this, bruther, but….Whatcha gonna do when a ball of Gehrigcancerfireaidsalmonellavianflu runs wild…on…you?

(rips shirt for dougery's benefit)

Sugartits, bruther, I complete concur, jack! Michael Palin would be great to hang around, dude! If you've never seen the series "Around the World in 80 Days w/ Michael Palin," man, it's definitely worth it, bruther!

I'm Lizzing, bruther! I'm Lizzing, dude!

How about me, dudes? Any takers, bruthers? I'm a delight to hang out with, man! I know lots of funny anecdotes about the life on the road, I'm very low maintenance, and I'll never wear out my welcome, dudes! You'll never have to ask me to leave, I get the message, bruthers! Think it over, jacks!

Andre the Midget! Your time has come, dude! Name the place and time, dude, and any specific needs you might have with regards to transportation or special accomodations that you need in the arena (wheelchair ramp, toilet rails, etc.), and I'll be there, jack! I've already scaled the heights, now it's time to descend…

Wroutaic. Wroutaic, Wroutaic, Wroutaic. Pretty weak, dude, especially coming from a guy who won't use a registered name, bruther! A coward content on Pearl Harboring the Hulkster, dude! But I'll answer your questions as you posed them, jack!
My wife seems to be doing fine right now with her new teenage boyfriend and I…

MBS! In response to your query, bruther, I gotta tell ya, the Hulkster thinks this movie might be cute, dude! Can't we all remember a time when the world was new and love was a star that shone with such light, jack? I remember my first love fondly, bruther! Her name was Wanda, Aug. 27th 1973, Minneapolis, MN….in a…

Fernando! You've got a bad attitude, dude! Ever heard of constructive criticism, bruther? Tobias is just trying to inform, jack! All you had to do was pull him aside and tell him what you think and then the two of you could leave the conversation in one accord, dude! You don't have to punk him out on Front Street,…

I'm just trying to spread cheer, Green-billed Magpie, dude. That's all, bruther. I'm like a bronzed Father Christmas, jack!

HATIN! The Hulkster doesn't know the meaning of sarcasm, bruther, 'cause the Hulkster is honest and true in everything he does, dude! So I'll take your "Thanks" as the gospel and give you a "You're Welcome, Jack!" Whatcha gonna do when a guy naive enough to think people are always gonna be direct with him, vis a vis…