Paula Abdul! What are you doin', bruther? You're letting down all the Abdulamaniacs around the world, jack! Abdulamania, of course, has not the same potency of Hulkamania, bruther, but it's still important to the Abdulamaniacs, dude! Don't turn heel on us now and leave us with nothing but that contemptable Simon,…

You'll never be able to delete the gimmick b.s. hatin, bruther! Not while the power of the Hulkamaniacs are runnin' wild all over the world, dude! There's no need for this anger, bruther! Tell the Hulkster what happened, dude? Did your Dad hug you enough? Did you lose the Junior High Talent Show, jack? It doesn't…

Kudos to all of you, bruthers! You're what makes this thread special, dudes, not the Hulkster! Hulkamania wouldn't be where it is today without the rabid Hulkamaniacs. bruthers! Well, the time has come for The Hulkster to sign off for the night, bruthers! It's a long drive to the Gund Arena from Miami, dudes, and…

Lanny Poffo is Macho Man's brother, bruther! Beefcake and I are not related, dude!

I gotta tell ya, Good Old J.R., bruther, thinking about"By the power of Grayskull" coming out of your mouth made me laugh out loud, jack! Nice work, dude!

Warrior! It's been too long since we've tangled, dude! The passing of torch as they say, bruther, isn't gonna be happening any time soon, jack! We'll resolve our differences after I have all these matches I've been talking about at various pay-per-views in various cities, bruther! Whatcha gonna do when a guy who…

I love that you love that, Genius Jr., bruther!

The Honor is mine, El Santo, bruther! Big Knife, bruther! Keep on keepin' on, dude! James Bond is a bad dude, jack! I would tag with the 007ster any day of the week, bruther! Whatcha gonna do when a limey and a yank run wild…on…you?

The Ever Present Ignorance Of JVS! What a rotten thing to do, bruther, post something just try to show how "smart" you are, dude! Lemme tell ya somethin', jack! I can Google "Hyperthyroid", too, dude! But that doesn't make me WWE Champion, does it? You think you're so smart, bruther? Then think your way out of this…

That's the spirit, dudes! That chair shot made me feel alive, TomWaits, bruther, that's what it's all about! Don't forget about Good Old J.R.'s commentary bringing these posts into stark relief, jack! I love it, bruthers! Whatcha gonna do when peace and harmony on the G.I. Joe thread runs harmlessly…to….you?

I'll tell ya what I don't get, The Bob The, bruther! Why Sgt. Slaughter is getting no attention from this movie at all, bruther! I mean, they should give him a cameo or somethin', dude! While I'm at it, what about the Hulkster having a cameo, dude? So I'll tell ya what I'm gonna do: The Hulkster and Sgt. Slaughter vs.…

Love the energy, Good Old J.R., bruther!

Thanks, dude. (snif)

Andre the Normal Sized Guy! There's a lot of hate in your heart, bruther! Why'd you have to take it there, dude? And while I'm thinking about it, what are you doin' here with Heenan, bruther? What are you doin', man? At any rate, there's plenty of room in my cage for Colin "Bomber" Harris, Dead-Fucking-Serious Smith,…

Sarcasm Smith! I'm tired of your nay-saying and general negative attitude, bruther! So I'll tell ya what is gonna happen: Register that name, bruther, if ya got the guts, jack, and meet me at Madison Square Garden, Dec. 27th, Season's Beatings, dude….IN THE CAGE, JACK!We'll see how snarky you are when I drop a leg on…

Oh, bruther! Zombie Wesley Willis, bruther! Sing Vampire Bat for me, dude! I love that one, jack!

Love the Carlin reference, bruther!

Glad to see you've signed on, Savage bruther! We're gonna take those Michaels and put 'em in a hurt locker, jack! And to answer your question, Yves, you bet your vitamin-eating butt there will be Slim Jims and the sound of all the Hulkamaniacs around the world snapping into them will be deafening, dude! Whatcha gonna…

Glad to hear it, dude!

I'll tell ya what, bruther!
I actually don't know anything about this show, nor have I watched it, bruther, so I probably shouldn't really comment on this, jack, but….if Michael and Michael have issues…they can have issues with me and SAVAGE, bruther! August 30th, Simmer in the Summer, Georgia Dome, bruther………….IN THE…