Simon, bruther, ya need to look around the AV Club, bruther, cause I talk about kids eatin' their vitamins and sayin' their prayers every other word, dude! In so far as the pythons, jack, I didn't feel the need to mention them, seeing as how everyone should know about them by now, bruther! OTP! Nice form, JACK!…

I can't even…bruther….
Wow…dude. Whatcha gonna do…when…wow.

That crack about the lawyers was not in the script, bruther. You cut me to the quick. Ouch, bruther. I'll see you and the Undertaker at the Arrowhead Pond, jack! Whatcha gonna do when a guy under significant stress concerning his divorce that just got finalized runs wild…on…you?

Jorge Von Salsa! You have made a grave mistake, bruther! As you can hear from the crowd of teenagers and single men chanting "USA, USA, USA," I've got the support of thousands of Hulkamaniacs, bruther! I will drop my leg across your throat, bruther! No one can save you, not Andre, not Heenan, no one! Whatcha gonna do…

Louis Canon, how dare you question OTP, bruther! The punishment for your insolence? Dec. 27th, Season's Beatings, Arrowhead Pond, The Hulkster and OTP vs. Louis Canon and the mystery partner of your choice, bruther! Loser has to kiss a fox in a peacoat, jack! Whatcha gonna do when "Oh The Possiblility" of beastiality…

Unrepentant as well, bruther, don't forget that.

Texecution, we can team up against the Grumble Bros, bruther! We'll call ourselves the New Super Mega Powers, bruther! We will lay the smackdown on Grumble Grumble and Grimble Grumble together, dude! I'll drop my leg on Grumble Grumble's throat, and you can piledrive Grimble Grumble through the canvas, bruther! I'll…

What in the hell has this thread become, bruther? Bunch of dudes talking about guitars, bruther? Hey…there are guitars in my theme song, dude…….I like guitars too, bruther! I am a REAL AMERICAN….FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN, BRUTHER!!!!Whatcha gonna do when the rock gods run wild…on….you?

Communism isn't funny, bruther! October 3rd, 1985, bruther, The Hulkster vs. Nikolai Volkoff, jack! I dropped my leg across Communism's throat, bruther! All the Hulkamaniacs around the world said in unison, "Mr. Hogan, tear down that Volkoff, bruther!" Whatcha gonna do with the free market and the American spirit run…

I'm not old, bruther, I'm only 37, bruther!

They're charging him with being in cahoots with the Iron Sheik, bruther!I knew it all along, dude! It was you who hit me with the steel chair at Summerslam, Jafar Panahi, not Jake "The Snake" Roberts like Savage wants me to believe, bruther! So I tell you what we're gonna do: Sept. 13th, at This Sunday in Sacremento,…

I know what you're trying to do, Pico bruther! You're trying to distract the Hulkster from what's really important here, bruther! Asking the Hulkster to make comparisons between movies and literature isn't gonna change the fact that I've got you, Aug. 16th, Madison Square Garden…IN THE CAGE, BRUTHER! I see right…

You know your last name's an adverb, bruther? What are you gonna do when ridiculous last names in 80's movies run wild…on…you?

Bring the little pards down, bruther! We've got plenty of snakes and lizards for them to play with, bruther! There's no problem with that at all, dude! Whatcha gonna do when the afterlife's leading bio-exorcist runs wild…on….you?