Good for Philly to have the longest and biggest thing again after Foles left town

Adolf = 5 letters

Counterpoint: this is better than literally anything else he would potentially otherwise be doing. Let’s just load Pebble Beach and see him in two years.

Wizards are going to have to declare a national emergency to pay his contract.

congrats to Splinter for bringing this to light, showing once again that sunlight is the best way to combat Ricketts

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

The Round Mound of Sound Logic.

Thank you, Wende.

If he didn’t kill anyone, then why did he give that quote?

*Aaron Hernandez convicted of murder*

St. Nick is going to have such a bizarre legacy in Philly, isn’t he?

Well we finally know what accident befell Drew.

So last night while drinking too much and checking in on Drew for probably the 25th time that day, I decided to sketch a loving tribute. I use the term “sketch” loosely because I basically just ripped off (and for a good chunk of it I downright traced) the Death of Superman comic book cover. I don’t really understand…

SHITTY, WHAT DID YOU DO TO DREW?!?!?!!1!?

Never met a Jesse Palmer stan before, this is weird.

Seriously, that’s the most saccharine thing that’s ever been written at Deadspin, and also by far the most frightening. Get well Drew.

Had the same reaction... no good news...

There are many things to love about Drew, but the thing I love the most about him is how effusively he lives his life

May I humbly submit this magnificent piece of gossip whatever-this-is:

I know it’s just an intern who typed it, but I like to imagine it’s the entire organization owning Darren Rovell. And that brings me so much joy.