HamNo isn’t even being subtle about suggesting as much:

Well boys & girls, it looks like we’re in the endgame now.

Jesus Christ

“This will be the best quarter back they’ve seen all year.”

The self-own happening here is spectacular.

If only you’d made it 3 sentences further...

It is a very short article, yet you clearly did not read it.

Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really,” per the court record.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Everyone involved in this saga on both the Steelers and the Raiders feels like a character in a Christopher Guest movie.

“Every story deserves a happy ending.”

Sir, this is an Arby's

“Ross throwing a fundraiser for a prominent racist”

“That’s not like him...” they say.

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

while Tevin and her older sister grew up in Cleveland with their great aunt.

Just a horrible, senseless tragedy.

He’s short, he’s Canadian, and he simply cannot be touched.

Sir, this is an Arby's