I mean...of anyone in the MLB, Verlander especially has the right to be super protective over who has access to his cell phone information.

Thank you for staying laser focused on sports by breaking down his swing. I’d be upset if I was tricked into reading about international geopolitical events on Deadspin.

Stick to politics, Barry. Nobody wants to read about a team that wasn’t good enough for Philly or KC.

The A’s home whites are one of the nicest uniforms in baseball.

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

“I used to have trouble getting it up, because of E.D.*”

Name fucking checks out. Jesus Christ.

Never attribute to kayfabe that which is adequately explained by the mere existence of the Raiders.

That’s some pretty damning stuff.  It’s almost as if powerful people were friends with Jeffrey Epstein and his contacts kept him above the law.  Almost as if our entire justice system were fundamentally broken due to corruption; but if that were true then we’d see a lot of poor, largely powerless individuals being…

Note to the guards: Suicide watch does not mean, “watch someone commit suicide.”

Gotta admit, in a story involving three baseball players and their wives, I did not think an overwhelming majority would have reasonable opinions. 

Hey, kudos to both Robbie Amell and Italia Ricci for being good sports about the whole thing.

I think you and “Getting hit by a car” are the most glaring omissions.

How the fuck am I not on this list

Even a cold dog would be better

Iiiiiiiin south Philadelphia with my mom
Up the first-base line was where I had my glove on
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ in my seat
And a foul ball comes shootin’ outside of my reach
When the only other kid who gave the slightest shit
Started out first and beat me to it
He got one little hug when he handed me the ball
McCart…

I’m sure watching it on grass makes the experience even better.

glad this webstie still supprots the 2nd amendemnt

Is it weird that the further SAS devolves into caricature, the more I actually find him tolerable?

You wrote all that, but I'd shut the door and closed the curtains one paragraph in.