All I see are a whole bunch of these:

“Ponder this...what great marriages have is sexual variety! Period! It’s not the equal burden-sharing at home trend, it’s not the fidelity trend. Find someone that is going to let me have unprotected, random sex! Period! #monogamysucks!”

“My fiancée has informed me that sheez letting me go. #thankstwitter!”

3. A couple of men who work in the office next door like to fill up cups of water and bring them into the stall with them so they can wash their anus after they’re done. One of these men also wipes off his dick at the urinal and throws the paper towel into the urinal.

The existence of homonyms does not supersede my point. In fact it helps it: the only way we’re able to navigate a language with homonyms is because of context, and when I ask “Can someone code Kinja to work as intended?” you’re well aware I’m not talking about can as in a metal container. A word out of context has…

But the term is “domestic violence”, not “domestic” “violence”. Words, like letters, often take different meanings when combined in specific ways.

Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the…

I dunno, I think having the words she stole permanently tattooed on her is...

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To the other commenters, where did they act like they cured inequality? They proved a point and people, like local news, took notice. That’s like step #1 of deconstructing white supremacy - using your privilege to not only acknowledge it exists but also right the wrongs it produced.

I see this divergence around what’s…

Hard to believe he emotionally and physically abused his wife.

It’s probably the most creative term for “furiously masturbating over images of my daughter” I’ve heard.

Sorry, forgot to add the original objective was “Go shag a ball you missed the kicking net with while warming up.”

It’s the defenses fault for getting burnered. 

The equivalent punting performance would be running on to the field during a Salute to Service break, going full John Wick on a TROOP’s twig’n’berries with your foot, and then kicking the mascot’s head into the crowd where it impales a Make a Wish kid.

Everyone at the game knew what he was doing the second he reached under that pad and they fucking loved it. It was a fun bit of fan service and the entire fox broadcast crew can be sewn together in a human centipede ouroboros and eat shit forever for all I care. 

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