It’s no autocorrect; I am very aware of his injury history.

Broke Lopez might be my favorite autocorrect ever.

For the kid with acne?

I’ll consider it progress if he doesn’t endorse it.

Everyone loves to shit on the Philly fans for being vicious but the patience, support, and love they've given to a just barely 20 year old who is under pressure few of us can comprehend should be commended. Go Sixers. 

Was anyone else curious about the unnamed “brother-in-law” that she used as a human shield in her announcement?

It was surprisingly hard to google him because she’s apparently been married 4 times. It turns out that it’s her current husband’s brother who died in a training accident over a decade before she met her…

This will 100% work and change that person’s mind.

This is serial killer behavior 

Typical Republican hypocrisy. I mean, don't criticize someone's pronunciation of Pakistan if you can't even spell Karen. 

As an aside, Trump calling himself “a total con” is the most honest thing he’s ever put on Twitter. Not a high bar, but still...progress!

Check out this guy!!

I dunno. White guys with dreadlocks are usually pretty insufferable. 

Biff in DOAS worhsips his father and thinks he’s the embodiment of the American dream - great salesman, charming family man etc. In fact, his father (who is slowly losing his mind) is a failing businessman and sleazeball. This knowledge crushes Biff.

My other post was embarrassing and real-life, so I separated the one that’s emotional and possibly-supernatural.

I told a very condensed version of this in a comment to one of the Jez horror story posts maybe about five? years ago, so I’m officially submitting this now. Now with bonus pics. 

Plot twist: guy trying to break into your house is a demon hunter

This is kind of scary, but the scariest part of this story is how awful my taste in men was/is.

I finally found this thread early early enough to *maybe* not be totally buried! The most intensely creepy thing that’s ever happened to me is also the most oddly beautiful.

I just re-read the story with vulva subbed in for growler and now I just laughed so hard I set off my asthma! 😂🍺

That is a goddamn excellent friend.