I don’t think this Ureña/Acuña feud is even close to over, let’s at least wait tilde end of this series.

Maybe he thought she was only wearing a red waistband.

His appeal comes from his eyes. When he is flatulating he looks into the camera and straight into your soul. You truly feel that he is not releasing gas from his ass because his body compels him to but because he wants you to know what it means to be human.

I live in Indianapolis and am a born & raised Hoosier. It’s completely unfair to make generalizations about the entire state. My best friend is a not-racist & I even dated a girl once who wasn’t racist...my parents completely supported that, too!

Please tell me some creative sleezeball has a strip club in either of those cities known as “Kansas Titties.”

So he’s looking for alcohol subtraction.

The Battle of the Bulge

What a hypocrite. He’s been stretching that shirt out for YEARS. 

“If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!”

That’s what she said.

Damn, that was rock solid. 

-urns

Doubtful. Watch the video, even the white players are kneeling.

The number one responsibility of a father is to embarrass their child as much as possible. Carry on, Alec.

This doesn’t surprise me. Cycles of abuse are self-perpetuating. I’m surprised more people aren’t pointing out how distressingly similar the details of this assault are to her allegation against Weinstein: the grooming and isolating of the victim, providing alcohol before attacking etc. It’s infuriating to think…

Did you find out?

Fell off a bathroom counter when I was 10 because I was trying to see what my asshole looked like. 

I can’t wait tilde next time they meet

Oh come on. Don’t Rain on My Parade. If He Walked into My Life Today, I’d still tell him to get fucked, but I can’t help but be a bit Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered by this. It’s the first time he’s ever been Something Wonderful. If you’re reading, Rovell, You’ll Never Walk Alone in your love of Musical Theater,…

“Hey, sorry, what’d you say? I didn’t quite catch that.”