...is 3rd behind Ramirez and Trout in the MVP race. True, that’s a great point.

Pffft. Growing up Irish-Catholic in a Boston suburb, my Aunt, Katherine O’Conner, also had that Fearsome Tater-Mashing Power...

God I wish the A’s would promote that Finley-era kelly green from their throwback alternates to the main uniform.

I’m afraid broken telephoning is becoming a huge part of this story as Passan openly reports, basically, “I heard rumors what he did is shockingly violent” in his column. Which, yes, maybe it was really violent and awfu and horrifying. Rumors can be true (see: Louis C.K.).

1) “Irregardless of the return,” wrote the man who believes his thoughts should be widely heard and taken seriously.

“So... I saw your dad and Bridget took you to the ballgame this weekend...”

If that is his Mom, his Dad deserves all the stars in this thread.

If he doesn’t hear it already, he’s going to hear a ton of it from his friends moving forward about how hot his mom is.

I was just telling my coworker this morning about a woman I dated for a few months who, near the end of our blessedly brief relationship, held me down and forcibly licked my eyeballs.

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

Why would you be embarrassed to tell people you met your wife online? I have no problem telling people that's where I met your wife.

YYou are a phenomenal weirdo.

Hey man, I can relate. We’ve been married almost three years now and I’m still like, 17% sure this is all just an elaborate organ theft scheme.

I met my wife on a transatlantic private jet. It was 1974, inflation was high, fuel prices for the jet nearly bankrupted me, but I Was determined to see Japan. I parked the Rolls on the runway right outside of Houston and looked back on my oil empire. Things for most people weren’t good; for me, they were great. It…

My Dad and I had tickets to the Lions’ 1992 Divisional Playoff game vs. Dallas. My mother went into labor early about 3 hours before kickoff and we missed the Lions only playoff victory in both my lifetime and my father’s.

I turned down seats to a Bills playoff game so I could earn some cash babysitting. I thought it was a great decision, considering it wasn’t going to be televised, and the Oilers were up 35-3 at the start of the third quarter.

I loved how genuinely abashed John was when Anita suggested that approach. It was such a gentle teaching moment [for him and me]. I was completely in awe of her by the end of the interview.

I enjoyed the part of the interview where they discussed what guys can do, and Oliver’s immediate response was to confront the guy, and Hill suggested he ask the woman how she is. I’m a guy, I would have said as Oliver did. And Hill was probably right, since the dude would just accuse Oliver (or me) of White…