I love Vince Carter more than at least one of my three children. And he’s on the heels of my middle kid, who is becoming a brat. 

It’s like when my cousin and his wife first filed for a domestic partnership. At the next family event you got to see everybody who laughed about “congratulating them on their DP.” I’ve convinced myself my 92 year-old grandma didn’t really hear what was said and was laughing to fit in, but WHO KNOWS?

That so many people don’t get the joke may be a reflection of our own extra-dirty minds :)

The best part is the responses that are agreeing without getting it.

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

I don’t know that anyone will see this comment (yay hierarchical kinja), but I was struck by his comment about “paralyzing fear” of being attacked. Maybe just a lame excuse for him, but I think that anyone who can’t rationally process the fears of the world is not rational enough to make decisions for the rest of us,…

BBC is known for pounding its subjects hard and at great length

Frankly, I’d be fine if they just wrote, “Get the fuck out of here.”

And I mean that literally, as in attorneys specializing in issues arising from clients having sex.

Between Avenatti’s doggedness and Cohen’s towering incompetence, is it possible this country is going to be saved by fucking lawyers?

“hold my slice”

Notice how McCain and other concern trolls in the media will focus almost entirely on the label and not the substance. When substance is brought up, they will deflect as quickly as possible to the label, and to Venezuela, and to anything other than the actual policies and ideas being proposed.

I guess that must really suck when some uses their power to cross your boundaries against your wishes.

His crew was in a zone stated as prohibited from the get-go. That’s probably why he initially denied it.

He received the aid in question between Ouray and Engineer Pass, so right in the middle of, or at the end of a huge climb, the longest vert stretch of the course.

join the lottery for future Hardrocks.

“And by the end of the year, we’re all going to want to eat Bullets.”

OK, but we still all agree, fuck Zack Hample, right?

He really brought it home with “Dollar Tree Tomi Lahren”