As someone who doesnt care about cycling at all, that might actually get me to tune it for a moment.

This is true.  Atlanta is quite close to Atlanta.

I doubled checked the math and Atlanta is indeed very close to Atlanta.

Not recorded in the body cam footage were the words to his partner as he jumped back in the cruiser.

They know how to say “fuck you” they just pronounce it “sorry”.

Why are they so quick to defend owners over players? Doesn’t seem that complicated to me, it’s really a black-and-white situation.

Or both?

Looks like Papa John’s just found their new spokesman.

Can we pitch in and get her a giant TV with a remote with giant buttons?

On Lance Stephenson and Lebron: “How will they get along? I guess he’ll have more chances to blow in LeBron’s ear”

This is the best Lance to LA take possible.  Also, bonus points for being an incredibly grandma take. 

Grandma takes are the best. My grandma is 96, and while she doesn’t watch basketball, she has baseball takes galore. For her 90th birthday I took her to a game at AT&T Park because she loves the Giants and had never been. All she did was complain that it wasn’t as nice as when she used to watch football at Kezar…

You guys should get her credentialed for Pacers-Warriors next year, cover her covering the game. 

Iris > anyone on staff here, honestly

“I prepared this” vs. “You cooked it” is the best/worst marriage argument I’ve heard in a while.

The “hold me back” (non)fight is one of the greatest achievements in human society.

This is what happened to the “My dad’s a lawyer” kid from your HS.

I saw the article title, noticed the phrase “calls cops”, made some assumptions about the involved parties. And obviously I was right.

You just couldn’t help but humblebrag about having a wife, and bread, could you?