Jesus. I had a daughter that was still born at 36 weeks almost exactly 11 years ago. At the time I was working in the media (not on Reali’s scale, but I covered local news and had a talk show that was fairly well-rated) and the pregnancy impending fatherhood had become part of the regular conversation during our…

“There’s been mistake. Moonlight, you guys won.”

I know we’re supposed to be grossed out by the spit thing but that picture makes me want a burger so fucking bad.

I said, ‘Tristan, we ain’t cut the same’

I feel the exact same way. I would watch hours and hours of these.

Seriously there has to be more of these, right? I want to like quit my job and sit down with a cache of them and just tune out the world. Why is this so amazing to me?

can we agree that 19 is way too young to be a bus driver?

I hear this, but I don’t agree with your conclusion. A team from the West still has to go through the Warriors. A good team with LeBron on it would only have to go though the Warriors. And the team from the West that makes it to the Finals, against whatever East team that doesn’t have LeBron, is virtually guaranteed a…

“Of course he’s going to the Lakers. He was going to sign with the Sixers, but then they got rid of their handsome, normal-collar-wearing GM, and now he wants nothing to do with them.”

Gotta say, escaping Cleveland only to be traded back seems like the kind of thing that would happen on a flat Earth.

Can I just point out that the Warriors are 3-1 in the last four trips to the Finals? I think LeBron needs to stay in Cleveland because it seems like history shows that the Cavs are about to win three in a row now.

+1 Chopped freeze-frame

I guess it’s time to come clean. My wife has created multiple Kinja accounts just to reply to my shit with a “+1.” I had no clue until the other night over dinner she told me “Don’t eat too much. You owe me big for all of those Drew-Magary-as-Zordon +1s.” 

Did you write this comment in 2010?

Yeah who doesn’t know about the Mid-American Confernce...idiots

Very surprised at the outcome, since Bryan struck me as someone whose wife hadn’t fucked him for a long time.

This statement made me cry. This man loved her and all the complicated feelings love can entail. He seems so heartbreakingly human and devastated despite them potentially being in the process of ending their marriage. It really stuck me that despite love and success and wealth things can still be so complicated and…

how many times are we going to do this dance?

dude, really? crossfit doesn’t mean you gotta try to fit yourself up on a cross, ya know.

I have no idea if this story is true or not, but I completely believe every bit of it because it’s true to me.