Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

I saw that too!!! OMG.

Dude is so narcissistic that he actually sings, “Stand beside me” instead of “stand beside her”.

My incredibly bad lip reading skills lead me to believe that he actually says “stand beside *me*” rather than “her”. This fucking guy literally makes everything about himself.

god bless peppermint rolls

“Jesus, leave me out of it for chrissakes.”

Marc-André Fleury is also guaranteeing that the Golden Knights will not be visiting the White House either.

This whole thing is just a continuation of his beef stemming from the USFL days. The NFL wouldn’t let him in their club back then (because they knew he sucked), and so now he’s using his position to enact some form of revenge.

Eagles fans reading this and attending this event, please for the love of all that is good in the universe take a knee when the anthem starts to play.

Maybe someone could check his Collar ID.

Have you ever been in a bathroom used only be a woman, let alone one with multiple women? They’re fucking disaster zones.

My wife once took a foul ball to the face in an unfortunate co-showering incident.

The entire collusion plot has been Putin’s long con to just that aim.

Damn, and here I thought your first comment was just ironic in a way I didn’t get.

Why would someone fit that ring, that he didn’t earn, to a finger that he needs to slide wedding rings on an off so often?

Actually it’s not booing, they’re chanting “Ruuu” haha just kidding, they were totally booing that bag of shit.

Let’s see here... in chronological order, we have:

I have absolutely no problem with his public shaming, because fuck this guy.

However, shame is honestly one of the worst motivators i can think of. Not necessarily because it doesn’t change people’s behavior, but rather because of the way it changes people’s behavior. Just about no one has ever been shamed into…

Counterpoint: Public shaming may be the tool most appropriate to change not only his behavior, but that of the next racist.

If the NY Post is giving you a hard time about racially insensitive remarks then you truly are the bottom of the barrel.